Mark Schlissel

Former President, UofM

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

Wanted to personally thank President Ono for making my handling of the 2020 GEO strike seem reasonable by comparison

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

All I’m saying is even I didn’t sue that quickly lmao wtf

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

@alyssaraetho Now why would you do that

[National Champion Shapiro Undergraduate Library @UMichUGLI]

More like Purdon’t

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

My statement regarding the firing of my counterpart, the (ex)President of #OhioState: “I was fired first. Stop trying to copy me. I am the LEADER and BEST. Ohio State always trying to follow in our footsteps. Go Blue!”

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

@m_parent @SantaJOno Guilty as charged

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

And I thought my leaked messages were bad 💀

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

Tell me you live under a rock without telling me you live under a rock

[Valley of the Sun @modmothernature]

Sick that this is what you teach @UMich @UMPublicAffairs @DrMarkSchlissel

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

Well this is awkward

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

If I were still President they’d play the Billy Magic video at orientation

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

Happy to announce I’m being reinstated. Thank you to all my supporters for your help in restoring my position.

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

And I thought I was heartless

[George Weykamp @GeorgeWeykamp]

The Hail to the Victims protest outside of the President's House was taken down by @UMich on Monday afternoon. According to Jon Vaughn, he was not informed before the camp was removed.
Full story (with @annafifelski) below via @michigandaily:
https://t.co/Yz0diy59E8

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

They don’t exactly let me make those decisions anymore…

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

I’m not very good at this game

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

Waiting for the day knish is the wordle

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

Waiting for the day knish is the wordle

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

Mess is an understatement

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

i like it when you say that.
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[David Jesse @reporterdavidj]

Former President Schlissel offered teaching, research slots at University of Michigan. He would teach one class a year, find grants to fund his research and serve on faculty committees. https://t.co/2ezD2kwYnJ via @freep

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

I was so worried you would run out of meme content. I’ll see you all on campus soon!

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

I’m not moving.

[David Jesse @reporterdavidj]

When Mark Schlissel was fired from the University of Michigan's presidency on Jan. 15, he was given 30 days to vacate the president's house. According to an university spokesman, that hasn't happened yet and Schlissel is still living in the house on South University.

[Mark Schlissel @DrMarkSchlissel]

Feeling seen