DR Murray

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@simoncholland My husband refolded towels “the right way” 20 years ago. I haven’t folded a towel in this house since. I mean if I can’t do it right he should be the one doing it, right?

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@TheAmandaGorman .... you are... Gormanous, a new word must be coined since words such as phenomenal, brilliant and inspiring pale in comparison to what you embodied today. Thank you for the words the country needed to hear.

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@simoncholland Your teen... spoke... to you..???

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@DariaMarie_O @rgay That is both beautiful and hilarious.

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@njcb03 @BBCBreaking I did not know this gif existed and now, you have made my day.

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

With the passing of Jerry Stiller overnight, I think we can all say Festivus will have a few more grievances to air this year. RIP Mr Stiller, and thank you for one of the funniest 30 minutes in a sitcom ever. #JerryStiller #JerrySeinfeld #Festivus

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@nicolebyer You’re doing the work of saints. Stay strong, Godspeed.

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

Welp, it’s a new month in the 2020 shit show- let’s spin the wheel and see what we’ve won! It’s MURDER HORNETS! thanks for playing and tune in next month! #FU2020

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@TipsyBartender you have inspired me! Here we have cocktail #1 “Fri-yay is peachy” and cocktail #2 “oops I overfilled it again (aka blood orange and peach quarantini )”. Number three will be your Dalgona rumchata (sans fireball). 😂

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

A successful day in quarantine... I found Kleenex at the store and found my jeans still fit. It’s really the little things

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@SteveMartinToGo 97.2% in this house.. so hey ... yea... quarantine good times

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@simoncholland More and more I think you’re my spirit guide

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@ChrisKTLA @ktlaENT @KTLAMorningNews @SamOnTV @henrydicarlo @MeganHenderson @ktlagingerchan @richdemuro @FrankBuckleyTV @goodnewswendy @DaynaDevon @LynetteRomero @mester_mark Tough call between house 3 and 4... will you do earthquake face on demand when things get tense?? That always lightens the mood.

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

Applause for the health care workers AND Dr Fauci.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Dr. Fauci says health care workers are “brave warriors”: “The American public owe a phenomenal debt of gratitude to these people and they should just salute them in every way you can” https://t.co/HM0x69nTOJ

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@chrissyteigen Same. But can we not use the Debbie downer meme to describe that... hate to be a downer but not fond of my name being tied to the ‘Rona

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@simoncholland Sorry, am I too late to respond to this tweet?

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@simoncholland I’m still on the longest Monday ever ...

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@StephenAtHome Pacing and wringing my hands in a flurry of nervous tension!

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@kaitlyn_shanice @nicolebyer Don’t mistake my message of hope for ambiguity on whether it should be cancelled. I am guessing the timeline was the go/no go deadline for if a miracle occurs. And don’t we all want to believe in miracles righ now?

[DR Murray @Drmx18]

@TheEllenShow downloaded the game “Psych” because my friends and I want to play “together apart”. Need more apps and games like this ASAP very few let you get a group together like this! We need all the help social distancing we can get! Help us Ellen, you’re our only hope!