Near deGrasse Tyson

I bring the science, whether you wanted it or not. No, not actually @neiltyson.

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

I'm not sure why you're still here. I'm not.

If you want to keep in touch or see a very truncated, quiet version of this account, I'm over at @prufrock451. byeeee

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

Reminder: Gone to prufrock451 at bl——y

[Alexis Ohanian 🗽 @alexisohanian]

If this gets 1M hearts, I'll hire someone to finally make ROME, SWEET ROME with @prufrock451 (Original Creator) using these AI tools like @HotshotSupport

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

It is 2038. My phone has more computing power than the US military of 2023 and a battery life of four months. We are sucking all the carbon dioxide back out of the air and robots are 3/4 done replanting the Amazon. My pharmacist says she has to wait for my doctor to send a fax

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

Woot woot!

[Prufrock451 @prufrock451]

Each phrase in this sentence gets logarithmically harder to predict

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

I’m sorry but after that tweet, blue check or not, I’m the real Neil Tyson

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

Yeah, I'm the fucking parody account https://t.co/EGugv1oEUr

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FYI: A Cow can jump over the Moon if she aims where the Moon will be in three days, then leaps at about 25,000 miles per hour

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

@robdelaney Rob what if I told you the environmental impact of shitting in the woods costs you $8.10 a month? I’ve done the math on this

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

How the fuck did it get this much stupider

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

Yeah, I'm the fucking parody account https://t.co/EGugv1oEUr

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

What’s your favorite Tom Waits

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for punching Nazis. She'll tell you "You gotta punch at least one before you die, so"

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

This is my time

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

Of course I’m the real Neil Tyson. Would a fake Neil Tyson tweet shit like this

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

Drops of Jupiter would actually be superheated hydrogen at a pressure of 10,000 atmospheres. You should not put them in your hair.

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

Looks like it was that other totally fake Neil Tyson account that was on borrowed time. Okay, now I’m the real Neil Tyson

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

I’m on borrowed time y’all

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

Oh shit

[Prufrock451 @prufrock451]

Who here thought a few months ago Joe Biden had American politics solved like Good Will Hunting on the fucking blackboard

[Prufrock451 @prufrock451]

A BRIEF HISTORY OF STEVEN SPIELBERG TORMENTING SCIENTISTS:

JAWS (1975): A scientist destroys the thing he spent his life studying.

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND (1977): A scientist gets two minutes in the presence of the thing he spent his life studying.

[Near deGrasse Tyson @DrNeilTyson]

Calling bullshit on this one

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Dogs have always enjoyed my books.

Leo, from Virginia, received a special pre-release copy, and was rapt by the chapter on Truth & Beauty.

[Photo by Drew Pulley, Leo's pet human]

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