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Yoruba
Chelsea FC
APC

Opinions are mine & mine alone. You don't like them, fuck Yourself!

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

🚨🔵 Morgan Rogers is asked about when Enzo Maresca said Joao Pedro couldn't get 20 goals a season:

"He's on top of his game right now; he works in training on arriving, getting in the box and scoring goals, and he's been doing that every game since I've been here. Maybe he's changed, maybe he's adapting from last season."

"He's definitely a goal scorer in my eyes." 👀

(@LloydCanfield) #CFC

[Adegbola John @AdegbolaJohn3]

He was able to reconnect to his twin sister through the power of social media.

[Adekanmbi Adebayo @Adeba6Adebayo]

The meco boiz😂🤣

[Jiggy Elumelu @Jiggy_yi]

Egbon adugbo and ozain 😂

[Big Sman.🍥 @MR__sulaiman2]

Breaking news: Former Students’ Union Government (SUG) President of Akwa Ibom State University, Comrade Etimbuk Daniel, has reportedly d!€d at the NYSC orientation camp in Enugu State a few days after reporting for the 2026 Batch C Stream, following allegations that he was given fake med!cation.

[Mr Rayband @iamrayband]

Chelsea Hardly Go Wrong When They Spend Big on a Player. Morgan Rogers is looking promising already, Caicedo is still a key starter and they made profit on Enzo Fernandez’s Sale.

[ibrahim amokun @ibrahim_amokun]

This is the height of it. I'm DONE. 😭😹 Who wants Zara?

[The Yoruba Times @TheYorubaTimes]

“YORUBA ARE TO BLAME!” Igbo Man Accuses Yoruba of Fueling Ikwerre Resistance to Igbo Expansion in Port Harcourt, Threatens War Over Land

[Speedline @speedlne]

🚨 Chelsea’s front three João Pedro, Cole Palmer and Morgan Rogers have recorded 27 goal contributions (15 goals, 12 assists) in all competitions this season.

They rank as the second-most productive attacking trio in Europe, with only Barcelona’s front three ahead of them. 🔵

[Nononsense @NoNonsensezone]

BUNCH OF THIEVES NO ORIGINALITY

A Yoruba man opened a restaurant once he started raking in millions

Ibos want to imitate his franchise to steal from him

The same way they imitate Gele with their Ichafool “lowlifes "

Very primitive humans, No initiatives always imitate.

[Sabinus @Sabinus1_]

Rivers state government give us street light on major roads this is not too much to ask for God sake 😡
People are robbed and killed on a steady at Obiri Ikwerre junction , Gra Junction by immigration office , Airforce junction , eleme junction and several other places

@SimFubaraKSC do something about this is getting too much ahhh

[Legion HQ @LegionHQ_]

🚨📊 Cole Palmer will break the record for Chelsea's top assists in history this season.

Come on COLE!!! LFG 🔥

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

This is not Cape Town in South Africa, Dubai in UAE, or New York in USA .

This is Eko Atlantic in Lagos, Nigeria 🇳🇬, the don of modern cities in Africa.

[Squawka @Squawka]

João Pedro has the best shot conversion rate of Premier League players to take 10+ shots this season:

◉ 38.46% - João Pedro (5/13)
◎ 28.57% - Rayan Cherki (4/14)
◎ 27.27% - Pascal Groß (3/11)
◎ 27.27% - Brian Brobbey (3/11)
◎ 27.27% - Dominic Calvert-Lewin (3/11)
◎ 27.27% - Erling Haaland (6/22)

🎯

[BIG FISH @adekunleGOLD]

1 billion spotify streams ke?!
Thank you for listening to me.
All my love.
🦈❤️

[Alaga Lamba @_alaga_lamba]

Clash of the Prophets 🤣😂

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Morgan Rogers has HILARIOUSLY accused Cole Palmer and Jordan Henderson of going BEHIND HIS BACK to steal his free-kick duties at Chelsea! 😂

🗣️ Rogers: “They ALL did it behind my back! When I got back from international duty, I was suddenly OFF free-kicks. I wasn’t best pleased about that!” 😂

Henderson then proved his worth by scoring TWICE in Chelsea’s 5-1 victory over Bournemouth!

Rogers also revealed that the 36-year-old Henderson is actually the FITTEST PLAYER at Chelsea!