DroppingBonvies

I live for hockey. I live for comedy. I live for paying taxes but that's what the government keeps telling me. Observing Flyers Oilers Flames hockey

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Sweet 16 match up 5: Rob Region
RT: @StephaliciousD
Fav: @Kenzie_yoo
#HTmarchMadness

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I leave Twitter for 3 weeks and come back to it looking like a tornado just came through. You're all grounded!

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If anyone pees green today please consult a doctor. The beer isn't causing that.

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#DeliciousAutomobiles Toyota Penis
For the ladies

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#BadDMOpenings Hey, does this look infected?

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#BadDMOpenings Nice avi, what do you really look like?

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#BadDMOpenings Excuse me while I whip this out.

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#BadDMOpenings Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is fucked up.

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#BadDMOpenings You come here often?

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#MyWorstNightmareIn5Words Obama gets a third term

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#MyWorstNightmareIn5Words Kanye,President, Kim, First Lady

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#MyWorstNightmareIn5Words North Korea has Playstation technology

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#MyWorstNightmareIn5Words Pizza banned in America

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#MyWorstNightmareIn5Words A Twitterless world

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#MyWorstNightmareIn5Words Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup Champions

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#WorstThingsToFindInYourUnderwear ISIS chose the wrong head

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#WorstThingsToFindInYourUnderwear Bruce Jenner's phone number

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#WorstThingsToFindInYourUnderwear A note from her saying "I'm pregnant".

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#soyourenewtotwitter It's just like high school. Cliques are everywhere.

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#soyourenewtotwitter Be yourself and not your Facebook self.