Ludwig Van Beethoven

I'M AN ANGRY DEAF GERMAN PIANIST

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

@snaglertooth IST DIS DER STALK MARKET LOL #turnips

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

HEY MOZART
AS ICH GET OLDER ICH APPRECIATE UR MUSIC MORE....

BC I GET MORE DEAF
LOL

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

GUTEN TAG
BRAHMS UND I GOT INTO SOCIALLY DISTANCED BENDER
WE CRASHED BACH'S ZOOM CONCERT LAST NICHT

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

PLANS 4 DER DAY:
1) WRITE MUSIC
2) TEAR UP MUSIC WHILE SCREAMING IN GERMAN
3) GET DRUNK BY MYSELF UND THROW MUSIC CONFETTI!!
#beethovensfifthhandleofvodka

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

SRY 4 ABSENCE. ICH BIN MANAGING A BAND, CALLED DER BACHSTREET BOYS. TOP HIT: QUIT PLAYING GAMES W/ MY HARP. SONGS MOSTLY ABOUT LOVE UND HOW MUCH BACH SMELLS

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

#thingsthatpissmeoff WHEN THEY LEAVE ALL OF DER PROFANITY OUT OF UR FAMOUS QUOTES!!

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

ME UND CHOPIN PRANK CARRIER PIGEONED BACH LAST NACHT W/ MESSAGE "THIS IS WAT UR MUSIC IS" UND PIGEON POOPED ON HIS HEAD LOL #BUSTEDYOURWEAVE

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HEY!! DEBUSSY!! I'VE RAGEBROKEN ALL DER FURNITURE IN MY HOUSE UND IM BORED NOW LETS GO 2 DER OPERAHOUSE FIND FRAULEINS #bangcity

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

DER BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE: FITS OF RAGE, THROWING THINGS UND SCARING YOUNG CHILDREN #wisdom

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

I'M BACK!! (NOTE ICH DID NOT SAY 'I'M BACH' BC THEN I'D BE WORTHLESS UND UNTALENTED UND LIVING IN MY MATER'S BASEMENT LOL) @ThaJSB

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

IT IST BOTH FRUSTRATING UND FORTUNATE THAT I CANT PUNCH MY HAND THROUGH DER PIANO WHEN I AM ANGRY AT IT #ripdrum #ripviolin #ripcello

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

@Ravel_suxx DEBUSSY GO PUT UR BOWTIE ON UND GRAB SOME WINE COOLERS. WE R GOING 2 EGG MOZART'S HOUSE 2DAY!!! #bitches

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

SCHEDULE TONACHT:
- DRINKING CONTEST W/DEBUSSY
- BOISTEROUSLY LAUGH AT MOZART CONCERT,LIKELY GET ASSAULTED BY SECURITY
- JAIL #ThugLifeBish

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

SCHEDULE:
- GRUMBLE AROUND TOWN, SCARING CHILDREN
- WRITE ETUDE
- GET DRUNK W/ CHOPIN
- TEAR UP ETUDE IN FIT OF DRUNKEN RAGE! ! ! #hobbies

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! ! ! I HATE IT

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

#littleknownfacts ALL DER SONGS I COMPOSE HAVE LYRICS. OPENING MOTIF SYMPHONY #5? "I NEED A BEER. I NEED A BEEEEEEEEER"

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

#hateitwhen BIOGRAPHERS GET QUOTES WRONG: "Music is mediator between spiritual and sensual life." I REALLY SAY "I WRITE U SONG 4 SEXYTIME"

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

@Ravel_suxx JA IST WAS GUTEN. OUT OF JAIL ALREADY, JAILER COULDN'T STAND MY DRUNKEN HOLLERING SO LET ME GO!! #talent

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

SCHEDULE:
- DRINK UNTIL ANGRY
- JAM W/ DEBUSSY
- GO 2 BACH CONCERT, RIDICULE LOUDLY UND CLEVERLY, GET KICKED OUT DESPITE CLEVERNESS
- JAIL

[Ludwig Van Beethoven @DroppinTheBeet]

DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR IST COMPLAINING ABOUT ALL DER STOMPING UND YELLING UND SMASHING INSTRUMENTS.I TELL HIM "WAS WRONG? I DONT HEAR ANYTHING"