some guy

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

tax return just hit

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Every country should have a fucked up French speaking part

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

leaving my house w only apple pay n my crocs

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Didn’t get fucking hulk hands for Christmas AGAIN

[Dak Bs, Ms, PEng, PhD, JD, PsyD, DNP, MD @DakDeMarco]

I’m literally known for the same thing

[Flea @flea333]

im a wild ass lane splitting motherfucker

[ARIES @ditsy_pixie]

Let me go head and take my IG sticker off my car 😭

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

This is how they hunt turkeys in New Jersey

[Geekdom101 @EmperorBigD]

Might be the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

picking up my dealer

[Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen]

It would suck to be one of the guys who got drafted to Vietnam in 1965 or 1966 because all your trauma was soundtracked by shit like Mr Tambourine Man and The Mamas and the Papas

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Someone should take me out back and get it over with

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Touching grass isn’t enough. I need a rusted-out Chevy S-10 with a one-eyed hound dog in the passenger seat

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

I’m like rain man if he was good at drinking beer and losing bets instead of math

[Alex @midsmoker34]

They got trail cam footage of me keeping it a stack

[gaut @0xgaut]

if you’re having a bad day at work just remember there are people that get in trouble if they don’t CC email recipients in order of seniority