Humanitarian Humbug is playing the long game

Allergy to ambiguity and nuance and to the complexity of human experience makes impossible demands of the individual.

[Humanitarian Humbug is playing the long game @DrPaglaCow]

That was fucking exhausting.

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Dad and I make stupid, horrible puns and jokes when we're on call everyday, and mum just sits and facepalms her way through them all. Best feeling in the world.

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TIL if you want something, just ask. Simple as pie.

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Ake has gone from Bournemouth to playing 90 for Man City in the Champion's League. Ridiculous rise.

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I made a fluffy omelet! Lfg.

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This is the law of averages. Chin up, SKY, you're a champion and this doesn't diminish that.

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Still cannot believe we've got Case playing for us. 🤯

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Real Madrid heritage 🏆

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@poojaanilk Yesterday my love

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Comedy of errors day yest. Made a spelling error on the first entry into my new journal. My vegetables turned to mush because I transferred them from the freezer to the fridge. Bought some adhesive hooks for clothes but turns out they were clips for fairy lights.

[Leah (Prime) 🦊 @leahprime]

If you see this, drop a photo of yourself as the villain

[Humanitarian Humbug is playing the long game @DrPaglaCow]

All I want is someone who has stupid harmless fights with my friends over who loves me more IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

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"They are all criminal aliens." "They are refugees!" "What is the difference?" #transatlantic

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@MrCrookedNose Certainly a long period of training, so will be in the UK for a considerable amount of time.

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Museums have taught me that you should document everything, take photos, write cute notes, draw pictures. What you think is inconsequential might be the key to unlocking the understanding of our times in 2222.

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And breathe.

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Yes please absolutely

[Arib 🇺🇸🇵🇰 @aribk24]

give compliments to others more often

its free + makes people alot happier than you think

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Sometimes, we ask questions not to have it actually answered, but just to confirm our own biases and we don't pay any attention to the answer.

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Mum on my train is disciplining her children and she is being calm and patient and has not raised her voice once, despite her children being quite obstinate. All round brilliant.

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Time passes anyway.

[Visakan Veerasamy @visakanv]

“what specific sites should I avoid most?”

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@MrCrookedNose I'm in the UK, came to Oxford over the Easter weekend.