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if I don't graduate by 2016 everyone gets a free nut shot

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@UncleBlazer 😓

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Should've been opening day today, I should have been watching my team, but we got this Corona shit going on.

Thanks a lot Obama

#NotMyPresident

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Still true lmao

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I love this vine so much every fucking year, I'll watch it ten times in a row and only keep laughingharder😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/eogkkiSgD2

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Growing up is discovering that Fun With Dick and Jane is actually the scariest horror movie that preys on your deepest fears.

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@cantwhoopmetho Snake juice is basically rat poison

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Honey badger don't give a fuck #Texans

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GIG EM! #JimboFisher

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Houston Texans have an All Star team in the physical therapy room #jjwatt #DeshaunWatson #mercilus @HoustonTexans

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Pujols home run from 2005 just landed on Deshaun Watson's ACL #HoustonAstros #GoTexans

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Deshaun Watson you broke my heart on the happiest day possible

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Houston flew too close to the sun......hope we come back strong

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Dude we beat the three biggest payrolls....#GoAstros #WorldSeries

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I NEED PEOPLE TO START CLOGGING MY FEED WITH CRYING JORDAN MEMES

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We'll be back next year. Astros in 6 at home.

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My 12 year heart ache has finally healed. We fucking did it man. And it's not the only one for my team #GoStros #EarnedHistory #WorldSeries

[Houston Astros @astros]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY, THE #ASTROS ARE #WORLDSERIES CHAMPIONS!

#EARNEDHISTORY https://t.co/lTo9MNqzVR

[Anto @AntoDaBoss]

I don’t remember the last time I laughed this hard 😂😂😂 Anthony Davis and Demarcus Cousins bruh https://t.co/6p6aGfpWhB

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@RealSkipBayless You gonna catch hands when I see you

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@RealSkipBayless I win