Dr_Banta_Lord

Football banter specialist | Arsenal & Barca roaster-in-chief | Pidgin memes & savage takes on PL & La Liga | Naija vibe | DM for collabs.

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🚨 ISAK SCORED BUT GOT INJURED SHOOTING.

HE HAS SUBBED OFF. ❌

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🚨 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃: Sphephelo Sithole becomes the 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 to be sent off in a World Cup opening game since Marco Etcheverry for Bolivia vs Germany in 1994. 🟥

𝟑𝟐 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 without a red card in a World Cup opener and South Africa managed two in the same game. ‼️

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𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆. 👨‍🍳

José Mourinho ✔️
Denzel Dumfries ✔️
Ibrahima Konaté ✔️
Bernardo Silva ✔️

And Florentino Pérez and José Mourinho are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘 𝗬𝗘𝗧 👀

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🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Gilberto Mora makes HISTORY. He is now the YOUNGEST EVER Mexico player at a World Cup at 17 years old. 🇲🇽🌟

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🥺 Raúl Jiménez, in 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 after his first goal ever at the World Cup… and dedicated to his 𝒅𝒂𝒅 he lost recently❤️‍🩹

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🚨 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Julián Quiñones, 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 for Mexico vs South Africa. 🇲🇽🥇

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Our captain is going into his THIRD World Cup 😮‍💨

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🚨 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖: Only ONE Mexican player has played for Manchester United in the club's history: Javier "Chicharito" Hernández. 🇲🇽

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𝐌𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐂𝐎 𝐇𝐀 𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐃𝐎 𝐅𝐔𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐄! 😮‍💨🇲🇽

Raúl Jiménez feeling 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 for his dad recently lost ☝🏼
Quinones 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 for this 2026 World Cup 🏆👋🏼
First game and already 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬, three! 😳🔴

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🚨🚨 GOAL!! GOAL!! ANOTHER GOAL FOR MEXICO!! JIMÉNEZ SCORED!! 🇲🇽

2-0 AGAINST SOUTH AFRICA!! MEXICO ARE FLYING!! 🇲🇽

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SH*T HOLE GETTING A RED CARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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🚨🚨 RED CARD!! RED CARD FOR SOUTH AFRICA!! ❌🟥

NO PENALTY, ONLY FREE KICK FOR MEXICO JUST OUTSIDE THE BOX!!

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🚨 𝐇𝐓: 𝐌𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐂𝐎 - 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀 𝟏-𝟎

Quiñones' goal after just 8 minutes has been the difference. Plenty of chances for Mexico in the first half. 🇲🇽🇿🇦

𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅? 🤔

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MEXICO JUST HIT THE POST AFTER A GREAT SAVE !!!! Banana banana can't keep this up!😂😂😂

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐏 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐃 🤩💥

…and we’re already 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄, four years later! 👋🏼🇲🇽

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ZERO SHOTS ON GOAL IN ALMOST 40 MINUTES PLAYED FOR SOUTH AFRICA 😂😂😂

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FIRST YELLOW CARD OF THE WORLD CUP!

Banana-Banana aren't having it their way this time.

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🚨🚨 GOAL!! GOAL!! GOAL FOR MEXICO!! QUIÑONES SCORED!! 🇲🇽

1-0 AGAINST SOUTH AFRICA!! THE FIRST GOAL OF THE 2026 WORLD CUP, AFTER LESS THAN 10 MINUTES!! 🧨

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🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐎 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐕𝐀 𝐓𝐎 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃, 𝐀𝐓 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒 - 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎 𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐍! 💣🔜

The official proposal valid until June 2028 plus option will be finalised soon, Bernardo is ready to 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓 Real Madrid 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

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Somali referee Omar Artan, who was denied entry into the USA ahead of the World Cup, has now been appointed by UEFA to officiate PSG vs. Aston Villa in the Super Cup final.

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Lineups are out and the 2026 World Cup is about to kick off.

Mexico vs South Africa 🔥🔥