Dr Randomercam

I'm doing something with puppets.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

You know what can cause distress or alarm?

Just standing there.
*Menacingly.*

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Respect Orders are now live across England and Wales

People who cause harassment, alarm or distress to others can receive bans from town centres, anger management courses or unlimited fines

Anyone who breaches an Order can be arrested and jailed for up to 2 years

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

This week in White Male Privilege…

[Europa.com @europa]

🇬🇧 Nationalist live streamer Young Bob has been arrested, allegedly for using the word "Paki", an abbreviation of "Pakistani".

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

You’re supposed to care about women, you’re just not supposed to say so. They hate it.

[PsychoMath (hoe_math) @itispsychomath]

When a man says something like this, it means no woman has ever looked at him and said "you are great, I'm so glad I have you."

Living in the Not-People Zone all your life ouch

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

Been officially living in Scotland for a while now.

No one told me that the wind storms go on for many days at a time.

It’s some fun ASMR at first, but then it’s like wtf? This isn’t helping me sleep any more.

Calm the fuck down, Scotland.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

For research purposes I just rewatched the first 2 seasons of Spaced and Men Behaving Badly.

The difference is night & day.

Men & women working together to celebrate their hilarious flaws vs the paradigm that men are awful & women only suffer in their presence.

Embrace Spaced.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

If anyone’s committing trans genocide, it’s the people sterilising them.

I mean surely.

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

Watch this. Trans violence is rising and mutating. There are many leftists who don’t identify as trans but have been conditioned to carry out attacks, including on women, in the name of stopping “trans genocide.” They believe you are a genocidair if you don’t accept their political demands, lies, or access to female spaces. They believe you are fair game to be killed.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

I have a degree in drama. I would rather talk about theology and marmite than ever indulge in drama.

Odd how that works out.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

I was always indifferent about marmite. But now I love it.

Not for patriotic reasons, but because my palette matured into it.

It just so happens that I also stand by it for patriotic reasons.

Our food is not bland. We merely have the option of thinly spreading the concentrate.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

AI will be worth it if it can create a fully animated, fully voiced interpretation of the complete catalogue of Calvin & Hobbes.

All else will be forgiven.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

The two greatest forces of nature are the men who wanted to be left alone and the men who no longer fear death.

When you have sufficiently closed that Venn diagram, you will pray for the mercy of a meteor.

You won’t get it.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

When I watched as a child, I assumed John was Monty Python himself.

4chan green text aside, it was he whom I saw as the totem of Britishness.

We mock ourselves when it is healthy to do so.

We reverse when it has gone too far.

It has gone too far.

This is a late parrot.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Just tried again to comment on a judge's sentencing

I am prevented from registering my comment

So I am being censored

I can hardly believe this is happening in Britain

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

Suicidal empathy is what men have for the women who blatantly hate them.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

This is suicidal empathy

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

Fuk u, my dad completed Mario 64 before I did. #90sKidsStuff

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

I just hugged my dad. I can’t even tell you how much I love my dad. He’s awesome. Hug your dad if you love him.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

The things biceps do to women are like the things thighs do to men.

They activate neurons but they do not transcend comedy.

Put it away. Do your job. Use your fuckin brain.

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

I don't think I've ever cringed this hard.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

Who rules over the students?

[sammy @_itzsammy]

Funny how everyone angry about this skipped the second qualifier. 'Opposing students AND siding with the ruling class.' Both parts. Read it again.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

Did we for real get flying cars before GTA 6?

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

Lotta women showing their asses this week (lol)

They dress like that in clubs because they want to be noticed by tens, and they're offended when noticed by anyone below a ten.

The exact same thing is happening in gyms.

And offices.

And schools.

And... yeah. Everywhere.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

I still have cringe, lame things in my life like “online friends.”

I’m not in the dark matter cool kids club known as the “better than you” community.

If I ever sink into the pathetic self-fucking abyss of that black hole of cancer, take me out back and put me out of my misery.

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

While I’m here… you not liking light mode doesn’t mean I have to like dark mode. And you not liking pineapple on pizza doesn’t mean I have to hate it.

Have you considered growing the fuck up?

[Dr Randomercam @DrRandomercam]

Tigers and religion.

Has that made it sufficiently topical?