Dr. Rumak

Don't call me Shirley!

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Happy anniversary to my first tweet.

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Random Roles with Johnny Knoxville #DarkAVClub

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@RobMcGlamery @laurenmcglamery I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.

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Just a reminder in case you are heading to Church today.

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Apparently the version of "Joy to the World" they sing at Church for Christmas does not start with "Jeremiah was a bullfrog".

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@VK_HM I can still remember all the words in the chorus to "East Bound and Down", but not the verses. I'm glad I was able to make space for something else in my brain.

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@ImagineAGuy Not me. I would find a passenger who could not only land the plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.

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@randomportion If every country which murdered protesters were kicked out, could there even be a World Cup?

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@MistahCreeps I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley.

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@chaensaw I'm going to have to report you for this.

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@jsdtweets That's an exaggeration. He didn't know for sure that all of this would happen. He just had a hunch.

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The "Nightmare Fuel" section at Target. Pennywise, Michael Myers, Jason, and of course, a China Pet in the form of David Hasselhoff.

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If inflation gets high enough, it will make taxi rides cheaper than Uber, because you pay for an Uber before your ride, and don't pay for a taxi until the end.

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Haven't posted in awhile, but just thought that anyone who is interested should know that the hurricane did not impact us too much. Lots of wind and rain, some damage around our neighborhood, but no damage to our place or family.

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Woke up this morning with the realization that Phil Collins' generation's promises to put it right was, in fact, one they didn't keep. Can't prove they didn't know, though.

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@BetterCallSof I just want to tell you, good luck, we're all counting on you.

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@stingo__cam Would you prevent it by holding him closer?

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@lkrist3n We used to tell our kids that "the question store is closed right now, you'll have to wait for it to re-open." (We'd always give them a time frame for re-opening).

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@randomportion It was, in some parts of the world.

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After a few days of cold rain, its finally stopped. That's going to make it much easier to engage in my hobby of holding candles.