Dr Scrumptious

I text and drive on school zones.

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Hey, what the hell is going on with AA 1824?? We've been delayed 6 hours, having to change planes and now we're waiting on the plane with the AC barely on, waiting for the pilot to arrive??
@AmericanAir

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@CONEY I demand you give me that baby Bowser shirt you were wearing at Supernova and I will not take no for an answer.

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@Olympics Is the OQS Budapest Breaking not being aired live? Right now the bgirls should be airing but when I click on the channel it just shows me BMX.

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Am I even going to be compensated for that battery bank?? It wasn't free.

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@SingaporeAir my battery bank was just taken and thrown away because it was in a bag I didn't want to check in to begin with, but I was forced to check it because the flight was "completely book". Thanks a lot...now I'm going to have an 8 hour lay over without anything to charge.

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@tacobell I want my Mexican Pizza accompanied with Coke Zero....not *pukes in mouth* Pepsi...how dare you.

Next time I visit one of your establishments, I'm taking a brief case filled with your sauces and there's nothing you or the Justice League could do about it.

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@19Crimes What the hell did you guys do to the app?? The app now just redirects to a website that can't even scan the bottles to animate the faces.

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@XfinitySupport why is it that I can't get an answer about my issue with my internet and everytime I call, your "agents" say my internet is fine until I basically have to do their job for them and explain the situation. CAN I GET REAL HELP PLEASE??

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@0hCasey No Coke Zero, no tip

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@UPS once again, the incompetence of your service has been proven too strong. I expected the worse and was still disappointed. Everytime my packages gets shipped by you, I light a candle in front of a portrait Hermes, the messenger of the Greek gods for good luck.

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@0hCasey @LoriLightfoot You'd think they'd have bigger fish to fry

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@tacobell If you don't bring back the #4 Mexican Pizza, I'm going streaking at my local retirement home. #enoughisenough

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@tacobell No, I'm upset because you took out the #4 Mexican Pizza. Put it back or I'll steal all the ice from the soda fountains.

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@Argentina I hate you so much. I hope the Falkland Islands remains the English's property and hope they ban your overpriced steakhouses you're all so proud of.

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@tacobell Why was the #4 Mexican Pizza meal removed?? I demand answers and I demand them now.

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@TheCoomunist if the new episode isn't available in the next 5mins, I'm going to send dick pics to my chiropractor. Don't you test me.

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@Avianca @Avianca Adónde está mi voucher? Aplique en diciembre y todavía no a recibido nada. El website me dijo que lo debería de recibir MAXIMO 4 días. Cheque tu website y me dijo que me número no existe.

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@Avianca Adónde está mi voucher? Aplique en diciembre y todavía no a recibido nada. El website me dijo que lo debería de recibir MAXIMO 4 días. Cheque tu website y me dijo que me número no existe.

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@billburr @nbcsnl @thirdmanrecords Your set was great, Billy Burr! Loved it!