Dr. Max Ambrosia

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

#Zito is done...Aubrey Huff is on deck. Aubrey Huff needs to be deported. Someone call sheriff #JoeArpaio

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

That rookie Culberson wears a pink rope necklace and pink sweatbands. I only allow #Zito a small ribbon pinned on his left breast. #NoPink

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

Angel Pagan looks like a baseball player but plays like a figure skater. #SFGiants

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

#Crap. Sergio Romo just said that #Zito only wants people to speak to him in Italian from now on. I'll tweak the medication regimen

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

1-2-3 6th inning for #Zito - That's the #Therapy working kids.

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

#Zito is going back out to the mound. This is probably it for him before the hallucinations start to kick in #Ayahuasca

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

That rookie Culberson's wife is pregnant. That should keep him away from #Zito 's wife Amber Marie for a few years. HaHa!

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

Jesus...#TheBigUnit just brought out his "famous" rabbit stew for the 6th inning. It tastes like butt

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

Steeerike 3!! That's the #Ayahuasca tea and edibles working!!! #Zito

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

#Zito 's wife just whispered that the rookie #Culberson is super cute. I hate Culberson now

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

Hector Sanchez needs to ditch those pink wrist bands. They are confusing #Zito

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

Pill just went yard #Finally #SFGiants #Zito - I stand corrected. Brett Pill is one of my favorite players.

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

When I hear that Cabrera - Pagan - Pill are due up to bat, I think: Yes - No - No #SFGiants

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

#Ayahuasca tea with edible brownies are being served to the entire umpire crew as well as #Zito - This should be interesting #SFGiants

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

#Crap #Zito ERA up to 2.68 now

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

#Zito is getting hammered. I told Sanchez to go out to the mound to calm Barry down but I don't think he speaks english #Crap #SFGiants

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

I just told RIghetti to go settle down #Zito but he me to F-off.

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

#Zito is up to 72 pitches. Probably one more inning of work #SFGiants ERA still at 2.23

[Dr. Max Ambrosia @DrSportsTherapy]

The home plate umpire is wearing #75 just like #Zito - That is by design. #SFGiants #BribesWorkGood