cringememe

Born to shit, forced to wipe

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my cooch is slipping

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if anyone ever asks me my political beliefs I just say metal gear solid 2 bro

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just punched the FUCK out my blue autism jelly

you wouldn't understand

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new wallpaper

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tfw your dad dies again

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@BurgerKingUK
why are you lying to me

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Snake ass bitch

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she yanky on my doodle till I dandy

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she ay on my caramba till i bart

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this dick open to all milfs

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🥺

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do you ever try and channel bad things to spice life up a bit. like sometimes I will try and manifest a fight happening

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she's so cute

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

girl: wanna have sex

me, staring at my wall of artifacts, I take a sip of cognac and cough violently: methinks not. I'm in the mood for medieval arms and armaments.

girl: ok, what's this one?

me: that, my dear, is a sword. used in melee combat mostly. try and hit me with it.

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i be sat here like "there's nothing fun to do" then i remember that throwing bricks at rich people exists

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make life like monkey