Tyler Cornelius

🔴GGMU🔴 🛩 🇺🇸

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 First game of the season, first goal for Ballon d’Or nominee Scott McTominay.

New season, same Scott.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Arteta best season - Europe and trophyless.

Ten Hag worst season - Europe and FA Cup

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

🚨 Sir Alex Ferguson's response when asked for an interview:

"I'm retired. Don't you know that?"

😭😭🤣🤣❤️

[Tyler Cornelius @DrTMC79]

@Sky_waIker01 @MTGrepp More words of wisdom from cat turd…

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

JORDAN MARTINOOK JUST MADE THE SAVE OF THE PLAYOFFS 😱 https://t.co/feWG0RTYVc

[Tyler Cornelius @DrTMC79]

@ImMeme0 This isn’t an engine issue, it’s a sheet metal issue. It’s just the cover, not the engine

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

From arguing with the ref to casually scoring an absolute banger just 10 seconds later.

One of my favourite Rooney goals.

This guy was a beast! 🔥
https://t.co/Cv4a74ymBj

[Formula 1 @F1]

There's a new sheriff in t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶d̶d̶o̶c̶k̶ town 🤠

#USGP #F1 @danielricciardo

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Antony to Manchester United, here we go! Agreement in principle with Ajax, €100m fee. Contract until June 2027 with option until 2028. To be signed tomorrow. 🚨🔴🇧🇷 #MUFC

Contracts being prepared, it’s Eredivisie historical record fee — Antony will be in Manchester next week.

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

Erik ten Hag’s advisors are furious that #mufc have let him down badly in the transfer market. Ten Hag's agents have been left disappointed that he has been hung out to dry after being landed with a shambolic window and the Cristiano Ronaldo circus. [@sbates_people]

[Paige Masten @paigemasten]

Thom Tillis, who describes himself as a "champion for North Carolina servicemembers and military families," just voted against the PACT Act for a third time

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Rules 5-4 To Add Jesus Into All Paintings https://t.co/r1VOhLI2Sl

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Welcome 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲, @Cristiano 🔴

#MUFC | #Ronaldo

[Tyler Cornelius @DrTMC79]

FWA, the only airport in the country that makes you wait even if you’re the only one in line. 👎🏼🖕🏼

[Tyler Cornelius @DrTMC79]

Top 🔴

[Tyler Cornelius @DrTMC79]

👏🏼👏🏼

[Governor Larry Hogan @GovLarryHogan]

If you had done your job, America's governors wouldn't have been forced to fend for themselves to find tests in the middle of a pandemic, as we successfully did in Maryland.

Stop golfing and concede.

[VoteVets @votevets]

#WearAMask

[Tyler Cornelius @DrTMC79]

@kayleighmcenany @realDonaldTrump I count good 🥴