DrtyBlvd

[DrtyBlvd @DrtyBlvd]

Netflix: Devil in Ohio; Utter shite. Starts out as as adult show and turns into an adolescent one. Don't waste your time. #DevilinOhio

[DrtyBlvd @DrtyBlvd]

@Lovecars @ITV4 @itvmotorsport For the love of God, you had two v12s head to head AND PLAYED BULLSHIT MUSIC DURING THE DRAG RACE, YOU MORONS.

[DrtyBlvd @DrtyBlvd]

Watch This; Mobile tracking of visitors to a single beach on spring break

[Tectonix @TectonixGEO]

Want to see the true potential impact of ignoring social distancing? Through a partnership with @xmodesocial, we analyzed secondary locations of anonymized mobile devices that were active at a single Ft. Lauderdale beach during spring break. This is where they went across the US:

[Pam Ayres MBE @PamAyres]

At last, we have a cure for all!
Ailments large and ailments small,
Good health is not beyond my reach,
If I inject myself with bleach.

Radiant, I’ll prance along,
Every trace of limescale gone,
With disinfectant as my friend,
Like him,
I’m clean around the bend.

[CathyP @CatInEssex]

@OwsWills @Scientits @visitwales @fmwales @VisitPembs @northwaleslive @YesCymru @TomWilding Don’t come to Essex either.

[Fiona Flores Watson 🇪🇺 @Seville_Writer]

4 Yorkshire Men sketch, originally written and performed by Tim Brooke Taylor, then by Monty Python. Like many 1970s kids, I remember singing and dancing along to the Funky Gibbon. The Goodies were crazy, off-the-wall dudes and we loved their energy. RIP. https://t.co/oYtZ99spCX

[Chuck @ChuckIOM]

Just completed a run down to Singapore to collect literally tonnes of PPE and bring back to #LHR for the #NHS. Full in the cargo holds, full in the cabin and full in the overhead lockers. 1000’s of protective gowns etc. Unusual look for a #B777 Feels good to be helping out. 😷👍🏻

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

me and my neighbours going to wh smiths after the lockdown

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Night night everyone

[DrtyBlvd @DrtyBlvd]

@heraldscotland Wow. clickbait much?

[Kevin O'Sullivan @TVKev]

Tonight is Mexican night en nuestra casa. There's a high risk.of accidental cultural appropriation. But, in the midst of this debilitating lockdown, I'm thinking: fuck it, pass the sombrero.

[Snollygoster Goon @RiffRaff1971]

I just endured Branston baked beans instead of Heinz

[Greg James @gregjames]

THIS THIS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THIS. Please watch and share. Brilliantly and simply put.

[Sir Mo @moreki_mo]

I swear we are fighting two pandemics
Covid 19 and Stupidity

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Graphs are useful but to really get what that rising curve is, have a look at the obituaries page of this Bergamo daily newspaper, comparing one from February with one from now

[Charles Arthur @charlesarthur]

I’m now thinking this is what they’re singing in their heads

[Chris Lang @ChrisLangWriter]

My son has just asked me a question which is so unanswerable, that I fear it may rip a hole in the very fabric of the space time continuum.

Why is there no mouse flavoured cat food?

[DrtyBlvd @DrtyBlvd]

Shut up Lineker. For once, once, the dickhead is right

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

This seems so irresponsible and ignorant.

[DrtyBlvd @DrtyBlvd]

@Pandamoanimum Ah yes. The fallacy of fools, hey what.