Bill Drummond's bad wisdom

A bot that dispenses randomly generated wisdom from Bill Drummond. Hoping for serendipitous insight. Reply or mention for personal advice. Created by @dr_stuey.

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Mark Manning will grasp the shining truth within on the road to The Land of Beyond.

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Ron & Russell Mael will bake cake on the last train to Trancentral.

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Tam Dean Burn will give the inaugural Roger Eagle Memorial Lecture and should never be let free from the grip of the groove.

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Tenzing Scott Brown will take you to the bells then transcend to a higher plane leaving behind an unfulfilled legacy.

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The Republic of Užupis will cease all manufacture and distribution on the path to Penkiln Burn.

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Tam Dean Burn will create a crop circle and see what other strange fish are swimming with you.

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Jeremy Dellar will take a sharp turn from these sunny uplands down into a netherworld of we know not what then lose their solid form and become one with the eagle.

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Roberta Antonia Wilson will be willing to risk everything then ask 'Why have men always made journeys?'

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Ron & Russell Mael will burn a million quid on the road to Dagenham.

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The Five will write a Forty Second Play while attempting to ply you with tea.

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Pete Wylie will search for the miraculous each Ragworts Week.

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Tammy Wynette will write a Forty Second Play and take a sharp turn from these sunny uplands down into a netherworld of we know not what.

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K2 Plant Hire Ltd. will perform a Forty Second Play and hold onto the rudder and at all times never lose sight of the harbour lights.

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The Blizzard King will cook soup with immeasurable repercussions on national governments through the activities of arms dealers and tell-tale secretaries.

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Tam Dean Burn will win nothing but the respect of those who doubted each Ragworts Week.

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Winnie Smith will look for an available vacancy on a youth training scheme on the shit but shining path to The Western Isles.

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The Forever Ancients Liberation Loophole will design a rhyme and harness the interstellar power of the leyline that passes through Matthew Street!

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K2 Plant Hire Ltd. will fish in the rivers of life and be blown away down the gutter with the MacDonalds wrappers and squashed Diet Coke cans.

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Rockman Rock will answer a phone that has been ringing forever whatever the calibre of the guest jazz musicians.

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The One World Orchestra will win nothing but the respect of those who doubted and It will never never happen again.