Kyle Michaels

Relateable content in an unrelatable world. Aspiring goldfish.

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

@elonmusk Cool, a graph that uses 8 months in which you didn't own the platform, and only the first 3 months of the last year you've owned it. Interesting indeed ...

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

Bro used a graph that accounts for 8 months prior to his acquisition, and only 3 of the 12 months that he's owned the platform. Interesting ...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Interesting …

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

What in tarnation did I just watch the Buffalo Bills do?

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

SUNY Fredonia and the Not Screwing Up My Grad Assistantship Money Every Semester Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE).

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

How in the hell have we managed to gentrify washboards this bad?

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

@pumpkintimemfer 🥁🐈 🥁🫏 🥁 🐖 🥁🐐 🪘🐇 🪇🦃 Good luck!

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

Not sure this is what people wanted when they were complaining about 2-income households not being able to hold on.

[Hannah Dreier @hannahdreier]

A major child labor rollback goes into effect in Iowa this weekend.

14 year-olds are now allowed to work in meat coolers, 15 year-olds can join assembly lines and 16 year-olds can serve alcohol.

In a few weeks, similar rollbacks take effect in Arkansas. https://t.co/Dp1zvJggXV

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

Don't care about the view limit because I only have like 7 friends on this app anyways.

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

Quite possibly entering my silliest era yet.

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

Spent the last hour pacing around my apartment and the only revelation I came up with in the end was "Maybe being a goldfish wouldn't be so bad after all".

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

Welp, there's always next year 🫤 🦝🥁

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

I think my goal for this semester will be to find a racoon and teach it to play the drums.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Here’s how to donate to NPR: https://t.co/OZpUSYmDrw

Pass it on.

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

@bmcdougal28 Oh fuck yes.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

How embarrassing to be human.

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

Anyways, enjoy this photo of Elon Musk and controversial media outlet figure Rupert Murdoch together at Superbowl 57

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Let’s give public school teachers a raise.

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

I think my goal for this semester will be to find a racoon and teach it to play the drums.

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

@souporfishguy 9 more and we can make bingo cards.

[Kyle Michaels @Drums_Go_Thud]

@mateomoboe @SkincentVincent Or the robots?