Drunko

Tweeting those drunk thoughts. Haven't tried tweeting sober yet. email: [email protected]

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They should wrap Milwaukee's Best Light in toilet paper, all this stuff does is make you shit

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Ugh...

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Sup Sluts?

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Who the fuck woke me up

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Good question. I can hardly fucking remember. RT “@UNLVBBallFever: @DRUNK0 where the fuck u been?!”

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I'm drunker than 10 Mothafuckas

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The local rehab facilities fight over the rights to the billboard closest to my residence.

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I'm all types of fucked up.

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The cops are getting smarter. I see they have set up a DUI checkpoint in my driveway.

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Sorry, these assholes said no tweeting in detox. But I'm out BITCHES.

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"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you kept asking my cat why he killed Mufasa."

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Note to Self: Blackout Tonight.

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Thirsty Thursday, my favorite holiday.

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But seriously, never drink and drive. It's stupid. Do all your drinking BEFORE you drive.

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I hope that vampire that just bit me gets a DUI on his way home. My blood is probably 80 proof right now.

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Sorry I haven't tweeted in a couple days. I got drunk and woke up here in Vegas next to 3 prostitutes and 12 empty bottles of Patron.

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Drink it.

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Hangovers are for people foolish enough to stop drinking.

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Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.

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Tequila is the gasoline of my life.