drunk

We all have those drunk moments.. We help you remember them.

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Ling ling about to get this dingaling

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Me when I turn 21

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Blondes do everything better

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If u smoke u die, if u drink u die, if u eat u die, if u love u die..no matter what u die. So do whateva u want homie cuz u gon die anyways.

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Current emotion: need money

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I have mixed drinks about feelings

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My alcohol tolerance is too high for my paycheck

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I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

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I might flirt, but I know exactly who I want

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Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anyone about

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If I drunk text you and you're asleep, don't text me in the morning...that ship has sailed

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When you're drunk at a party and see your friend

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Welcome back Friday you crazy muthafucka 😎🙌

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I got 3 types of mad: when I'm so mad I cry, when I'm mad and I just snap, and when I'm mad and just don't wanna talk to anybody

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#NeverForget 9-11-2001 #USA

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Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.

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Apple let's fix the real problem

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McDonalds should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window...

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The "text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

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2 reasons I don't give money to homeless people:

1. They spend it on drugs and alcohol.
2. I need it for drugs and alcohol