Drunk Abe Lincoln

Freed the Slaves. Gave one hell of a speech. Don't remember any of it.
#HonestAbe

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@WhatTheFFacts "Abraham Lincoln was a licensed bartender." Practice what you preach!

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@willcarswell19 My boy Ulysses taking me to Chilis, queso and 2-4-1 worlds freshest margarita chug off's to start off the night #birthdayboy

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It's a FORK AND A SPOON? #sporks

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I don't care who's waiting, you tell them it's called power hour, not a power 47 minutes #honestabe

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I may be the leader of the free world, but if you don't turn off women's sports I'm going to put my presidential fist through that T.V

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Bringing the Swedish ambassador up to my room to show her my fish tank @totalfratmove

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What do you mean I can't bring these chilli cheese fries to the meeting? HAVE YOU EVER HAD CHILLI CHEESE FRIES?

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D.P Dough delivery guy has his own entrance to the Abe Man Cave, kitchen staff is getting pissed.

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100 followers! Celebrating by taking this handle of Kentucky's finest to the face and walking around the dubhouse with no pants #partyat1600

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Meeting with China in 10, running back to the dubhouse from a traveling circus monkey cage I woke up in. Picking up some #Sake on the way.

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Ugh... #HungoverAbe

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You know I like my girls a little bit older #Abelovesthecougars

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Liberty bells a ringin, its #fiveoclocksomewhere

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@Smurfy_Murfy Damn, sorry dude I thought I was ordering Papa Johns #honestabe

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I'm covered in raccoon bites and just found out I tried to pay my tab off with the Bill of Rights.

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Served some bad tequila last night, woke up in the war room halfway through a plan to invade Mexico #honestabe

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You think I liked that huge hat? You try to have presidential looking hair after a 4 day long bender of whiskey and hooker spit #honestabe

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@nolanrayperry Probably the reason why there's only two pictures of me ever #lifeoftheparty

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@nolanrayperry I seem to be missing in your potrait #greatrepublicans #Lincoln2012

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@eswagz_1 In my day overuse of PDA was met with a firm backhand to a man's face #manlawinthe1800s #honestabe