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you gotta die somehow, might as well be cirrhosis of the liver

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It's snowing.

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Just bought a case of natty and it's taped shut at all points of entry. Is this some sick joke?

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Live fast. Die young.

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Play me a memory

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@hgoldbach clearly I'm a rookie at this, too bad I didn't figure that out sooner

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I don't hate it thought cause it definitely keeps me on my toes

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And have yet to actually have a hot professor when there's a pepper next to their name

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So I use RateMyProfessor religiously while picking my schedule each semester.

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“Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting."

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If you're ever thinking of settling down, getting married, having children etc- watch This Is 40 and it'll straighten ya right out 👊

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Just when I thought UD student services couldn't screw me any worse, my advisor pulls through once again and restores my hope for graduating

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❤💛 pride

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Still wearing my skins gear today because division champs is still better than nothing #HTTR

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@iNibbz agreed. Can't go wrong with some delicious craft beer either. But fuck natty? Uncalled for

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Insulting natural light, is like insulting wawa. Do it and you're permanently on my shit list

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Cauldron of natty? Hey why not

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Say hello to endless amounts of drinking and watching way too many TV series

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Welp. Missed the first day of winter session, went to the second, and dropped my class the 3rd. Cya never graduation.

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@MelWarshavsky how do they survive?!

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@cockygirlprblms @alicelarner gotta love the grammatically incorrect insults. Such low blows