DrunkCatLadies

Animal-lover, vodka-lover, lover of animals who love vodka.

Started in college as single ladies ➡️ Found men to marry each of us ➡️ Both are now moms of 3

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There was a guy in HS who kept asking me to Spurs games, but I kept saying no. I didn't want him to get the wrong idea.

I later found out that he had court side seats.

#GoSpursGo!!!!

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Me, when my husband mows the lawn: Wow, it looks great!

When I mow the lawn: *Walks to the window every ten minutes to admire all the sweat-induced and and bunny-disturbing work I did*

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Not sure where this story is going, but I just remember thinking that being alone, watching basketball with a small bet on the line was the most fun I had on that whole trip.

March Madness! 🏀🤍

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Back in my early 20s, I went to Las Vegas during March Madness with some friends from work.

I was tired of hanging out with them (and one kept hitting on me), so I went to the Sportsbook by myself and placed a $20 bet on the Texas Longhorns.

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I got a beer by myself and was just enjoying the time alone.

Eventually, some guy came up to me and started chatting. He was super nice, normal, and we talked sports. Turns out he was on his bachelor party.

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@people Ban pitbulls.

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I watched the last Texas/A&M game in a bar with friends.

I'm currently gearing up to watch it in Longhorn PJs while drinking coffee with my husband and three little kids.

#HookEmHorns
#TexasFight

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Cats prefer the purr-ty of power

#Election2024

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Rogan: Have you seen that video of the cat?

Harris: Mmmmhmmm!

Rogan: So insane! Jamie, pull up that video.

Harris: Ohh, Joe. Come on.

Rogan: Can you imagine this shit going on in your yard!?

Trump: THEY'RE EATING THE CATS. THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS.

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A cocktail, but make it for a parent of three small children during cold/flu season.

-NyQuil
-Zinc
-Vitamin D
-Vitamin C
-Regular multivitamins
-Fish Oil
-Magnesium
-Melatonin
-Liquid IV

Cheers!

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Go to the pumpkin patch, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

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Woke up to a cat crying super loud outside my door, but then realized it was my 5-year-old watching TV at 6 AM with the volume as high as it could go.

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Doing a lice treatment on my 4-year-old while watching the #RedRiverRivalry. How times have changed.

(Photo of a different game during halftime).
#HookEm #Parenting

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Hand watering your yard with a glass of wine on a Friday night is scientifically proven to lengthen your life by 3 years.

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When robots have better personalities than 3/4 of real people

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I asked AI to make me a cat driving a Cybertruck, but it somehow created me a Mad Max cat.

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Thinking about touring the country with 20 cats and a #RoboVan.

We should probably skip Springfield, huh?

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Lucky number 13!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Texas Football.

That's the tweet.

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Wow, I'm amazing.

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