Drunk College Football Commisioner

Drunkenly running college football, the NCAA, and your mom’s local book club.

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

@No3sports 2012 and 2020 were better teams than last years

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

This is like Texas Tech dropping that 21 minute video only to part ways with Sorsby 48 hours later

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Netanyahu reportedly informed President Trump that Israel does not consider itself bound by the Lebanon clause in the agreement, per Israel media.

[J @JoeHallenbeck17]

T H E F U C K I S A K I L O M E T E R ! ! !

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

@SECSupremacyCFB 7OT

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

@Blain_Crain @JakeCrain_ Javorskie Lane for sure

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

@JacobHarrisSBI @IfindRetards

[Three Tech Pod 🎙 @ThreeTechPod]

If you can upgrade facilities in CFB27, my family won’t see me until Thanksgiving

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

@CodyC64 https://t.co/yBn7EZPWFt
Hit the beat laboratory on this one

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

@PatMcAfeeShow https://t.co/yBn7EZPWFt

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

Went into the beat laboratory for this one. Why is Texas ducking Tech? Scared??

https://t.co/yBn7EZPWFt

#CFB #texasfootball #texastech #LANK #allhatnocattle

[Sherman Young Jr. @ShermStu_2]

Say what you want about Charlie Strong and Tom Herman.. but I know for a fact both of those men would NEVER have ducked an opportunity to play Texas Tech..

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

When is the last time Texas Tech had a whole fan base SCARED like this?? #LANK

[Locked On Longhorns @LockedOnHorns]

NO NEED: Why Texas DOES NOT need Texas Tech #texasfootball

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

ASSAULT

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"It's become very clear that there are quite a few steers down in Austin & not very many bulls..

Sark should have known when he opened his mouth that he better be ready to pack a lunch..

We're ready to spot the ball..

You name the place & we'll be there" ~ @CodyC64

#PMSLive

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

@JakeCrain_ Better teams are Texas vs. Ohio State, but Michigan vs. Oklahoma will be more entertaining

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

How connected did he feel to those Turkish basketball teams?? #LANK

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Brendan Sorsby bet on Indiana Football in 2022 to feel more 'connected with the team,' per his affidavit in court documents.

"I rationalized placing those bets as a way to feel more connected to the team, to root for my friends, and to feel like I had a real 'stake' in the games that I otherwise was not involved in."

He later added: "Because the Indiana football team was not a very strong competitor in 2022, I lost most of the bets I placed."

https://t.co/QP93ETMZGD

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

@doyourhomewerk Elko is going into his third year. Hard to make these points without stretching logic and using stats from a coaching staff that has long since left. Far too early to suggest this

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

@DRVawl You’re a man ahead of your time

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

We’re like a week away from Kiffin comparing himself to Denzel Washington in remember the titans #LANK

[DRVawl @DRVawl]

Coming to a theater near you.

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

Dude chose the wrong role model tbh

[Random SEC @therandomsec]

I genuinely think this the reason he wasn’t drafted.

[Drunk College Football Commisioner @DrunkComish]

@GlueGuysSECU LOL