drunk alex cora

the hammered manager of the boston red sox. the best .243 hitter in history. i only get inebriated on days the end with y.

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

this offseason fucking sucks but at least i have my good buddy @Jared_Carrabis

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

what a beautiful day to be the best manager in the mlb

[Alex @ac13alex]

Thank you @celtics.

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

Might wanna check iTunes, kid

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

@Jared_Carrabis awhhhh i adore you too jared 😊

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

i talk baseball after 10 alcoholic beverages as well https://t.co/q7pAcbi9gQ

[Boston Strong @BostonStrong_34]

Cora: “In my family we talk Baseball on breakfast, lunch and dinner. Boston isn’t a challenge for me because I know how to perform here.”

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

you’re god damn right https://t.co/gUGVlOOnGE

[Section 10 Podcast @Section10Pod]

“Yes, the name’s Cora and I’m here to fuck shit up”

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

DAMN i look good https://t.co/aNqaEkg4Mq

[Brendan Glasheen @BrendanGlasheen]

“2018 World Series is on.” @Jared_Carrabis

[Alex @ac13alex]

🙌🏼

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

who’s ready to see the best manager put on the jersey of the best team for the first time?

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

no shit i need a fucking nap https://t.co/lWQ6pEjTub

[Ian Browne @IanMBrowne]

Alex Cora will formally be unveiled as the 46th manager of the @RedSox at a press conference at noon on Monday. He has been busy lately!

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

TONIGHT I AM THE CHAMPAGNE PAPI

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

TIME TO GET TO WORK BABY

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

TFW you don't have any friends so you put your desk literally next to the water cooler so people will talk to you @Jared_Carrabis

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

four nights in october and chill? @Jared_Carrabis

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

i’ve decided i’m going to order a pizza because it’s raining in boston and i have nobody on my coaching staff to hang out with anymore

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

hey boss dave can you hire some people *cough* mike lowell david ortiz jason varitek *cough*

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

lonely, i’m mr lonely, i have nobody, all on my ownnnnnn ooooooooooo

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

man my liver is gonna have to pay for all these coaching vacancies

[drunk alex cora @DrunkCora]

looks like i got my hands full now https://t.co/xh2l8i1jJD

[Boston Strong @BostonStrong_34]

Red Sox need a pitching coach, hitting coach and 3B coach.