Drunken Connery

Greatest Celebrity Jeopardy player of all time.

[Drunken Connery @DrunkenConnery]

@usludurkizim Take off and nuke the site from orbit! It's the only way to be sure!

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@RenoMcDallas It's like that blind leading the blind part. Only replace blind with hosebag slut puppy!

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@eatinerni

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@SciFiWorld_ First Officer and Intergalactic Man Whore!

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@woofknight Throw what down where?!? We need details!!!

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@RenoMcDallas Translation: The possum bit Dallas on the leg and Dallas gave the bloody possum rabies!

[Mister Lobo @MisterLobo]

@DrunkenConnery @AmberLily Were you in her oven again last night?

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@MisterLobo @AmberLily That's definitely what Trebek's Mother said last night! Well played my Lupine friend!

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@MisterLobo @AmberLily There's some bread related pun I could make about Trebek's mother but frankly I don't feel the knead!

[Mister Lobo @MisterLobo]

@DrunkenConnery @AmberLily Dough!!

[Amber Lily @AmberLily]

@DrunkenConnery @MisterLobo 😂😂😂

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@bestofStarTrek Riker and penicillin! Hah!

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@MisterLobo @AmberLily When Babs catches you flirting she'll finally have a use for that lovely marble rolling pin I bought her for her birthday! Hah!

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@RenoMcDallas Fairly sure that lass could ruin any fella! I'll sign up for a couple goes myself just to be certain!

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@ZapActionsdower @RenoMcDallas You're both idiots! It's clearly Stockard Channing driving around with David Spade in the Mach 5!

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@61_Shasta @BarrySchust Trebek wishes he could walk in Barker's size 13 Bruno Magli's! That's right laddybuck Bob was damned tripod on stilts!!! #ManlyMan

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@YukataKaytee @Iqbal0866 @woofknight Stop stealing my material dammit!!!

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@MaliceFlare @BornAgainBalaky Watch the Celebrity editions! He cried like a girl's blouse!

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@SeizeTheNae Trebek! And replacing him with me of course!

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@BornAgainBalaky Hey Trebek! I'll take Hore-Seaman for $400! You greasy little toadstole!