Keith Lum

Drinking

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@5sf face punched ass pig

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#insaneproclamations tosh.o wil never repeat that fat chick on the ladder video

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Beer

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Some one hacked my twitter some how kinda pissed that I'm not really making all this money it clams

[Keith Lum @DrunkFace83]

check out this article! I made $270 today! http://t.co/Gu31Mqk

[Keith Lum @DrunkFace83]

check out this article! I made $270 today! http://t.co/ML5xVKt

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A pizza was returned claiming it tasted like dead rotting hooker

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Anyone want to give me $1600 I want to make a purchase

[Keith Lum @DrunkFace83]

I wash my hands before I pee because I know where they've been.... On my penis.

[Keith Lum @DrunkFace83]

So full of hate for Noah's hair. You can't shoot so stop trying.

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Level up I picked a lock got 30 xp

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At a wedding lookin fine

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Need to buy a watch to see how long I've been waiting to buy one.

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@wolfpupy last night and out lacked liquor

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April fools prank hit and run wish me luck

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@danieltosh call it canada nothing better to do

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This is what my search for squirtle destroying japan found http://t.co/sVxWQVz @joooooshua

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Saw only two pairs of tits tonight sad

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I wish my phone made charlie sheen quotes instead of beeps and whistles