Drunk Professor

drunk grad ➡️ drunk post doc ➡️ drunk professor

[Bill Chopik @Chops310]

Ok, I hope no one gets upset at this. But I had a few drinks and wrote a PNAS paper. There are typos and formatting issues, obviously.

It's pretty amazing to have discovered this though, right?

Full paper here: https://t.co/zVBtjfPU1B

[PhD journey @phdjourney07]

An ordinary academic day

#AcademicTwitter #phdlife #phdchat @PhDVoice @OpenAcademics @AcademicChatter

[High Impact PhD Memes @MemingPhD]

#PhD #phdlife #phdmemes #phdchat #phdforum #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #academia #research

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again

[TJ Billard 🇵🇸 @ThomasJBillard]

Venmo me $10 and I will go to the publication announcement tweet of one of your rivals and reply “not your best work :/“

[Catherine @catmiller28]

me trying to do literally anything in the past three weeks

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[Text]
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey, you busy?

ME: Nope, still in lockdown. Who’s this?

*Rips off mask*
DUOLINGO OWL: I fucking knew it! Learn Spanish you piece of shit.

[Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad]

@Prof_of_Power 😂 Perfect! 👍🏼🍻

[Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad]

Dissertation defended ✅
Post doc acquired ✅

Although I may not officially be a grad student for much longer, I promise to still be drunk for both my own benefit and yours as well. #drunkpostdoc

[Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad]

@ResearcherMT Thank you!

[Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad]

@Prof_of_Power wait I’m new here, what is ECR

[Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad]

@KYT_ThatsME Thank you!!

[Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad]

@M_G_Savage

[Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad]

@GeekGirl913 Thank you! It was just as awful and soul sucking as I had imagined. BUT IM DONE. 😂🎈

[Editage @Editage]

@DrunkGrad Hi @DrunkGrad! You do a fine job of bringing out the comical side of #gradschool. Last month, in our own effort to spread some cheer, we put together a list of 27 Hilarious academics on Twitter. And we've featured you on that list! Do have a look 🙂 https://t.co/rPLTJzJ1Hb

[Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad]

#happiness

[Clare Grall @claregrall]

prepping visual responses for the most commonly asked questions in my life, like "whats grad school like?" or "what are you up to today?"

[Drunk Professor @DrunkGrad]

#fallchic

[Homo Academicus @homo_academicus]

It’s funny because it’s true #phd #phdlife #gradschool #gradschoolproblems #student #AcademicTwitter