Drunk Guy

C'mon, I've only had a few.

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I'm nailin' it on #TheBachelorette

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Rapture postponed til Oct shez organizer.ober http://bit.ly/llvt4Y >>Whew, I was passed out for 1st one.

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guyfieri.com stunt double. #jeffreedsnextjob #steelers cc @loutheduce

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@scottkinnaird @shariv67 Doesn't work on hangovers. Trusht me on that one.

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@WildmanRandy21 @bitterforsweet Thanksh for the retweet!

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It's National Vodka Day? How am I just finding this out now? And is a Hallmark store shtill open?

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@Eirric @Caity592 ♫ And I'm proud to be an American where at leasht I know I'm free.. Shing it with me! ♪

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@hayleyj17 Oncshe I find it, do you wanna a ride with me?

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@UncleBillNY Shore loser? I beg to differ

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@amhahn So shorry.

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For the record, I'm not that heavy. http://nyti.ms/a1Lupz

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@isthiswhatsleft Oh, sho my username ish the problem. Phew, I thought it was me.

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@prosperitygal Hello, ladies! #shocialmediamannersh

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@goobimama Long Island Ice Tea

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@treenieweenie I shlurr it like it is.

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@sugarrae FYI, to shpare you another #aubonpainintheass, Wendy's burgers are square and their shakes are more like ice cream. #forewarned

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@IAmLoBrasi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! ahh, I've been shot

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@jesseno I love you, man

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@Baharestani I wanna be a part of it, NY NY. Actually, I wanted the Phillies to pull it off.

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How to open a bottle of wine with your shhhhoe http://bit.ly/3OMiE9 because you never know