Dirt McGirt

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@ClueHeywood

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@ClueHeywood I am my father's son... Fuck with me at your own peril.... Also those ribs will be available free to you 8 days from today. You know where. Act accordingly.

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@ClueHeywood My Dad is an Aussie. When he returned from a 10yr stint working in Indonesia I told him I could probably kick his ass now. He responded "I've been in a pub fight on 5 different continents, you can't fuck with me".

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@ClueHeywood That judge does not speak for the rest of us millennials. Probably a graduate from SDO Law.

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@ClueHeywood Too far West.

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@ClueHeywood Handwriting is too good for that surface. How many bathroom stalls have you graffitied?

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@ClueHeywood Also Springerville is 3 weeks away. 48 teams registered. Just putting that out there.

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@ClueHeywood I just had to put it on record

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@ClueHeywood Ok I'm retiring from this thread now lol. Still need my fingerprint clearance card to put food on the table.

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@ClueHeywood Who's car we driving?

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@ClueHeywood In Baja Arcadia? Give it time.

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@ClueHeywood Dude... Carson Beck is trending #1. We're obviously winning the Super Bowl.

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@ClueHeywood Similarly, bars that don't have have the little foot thing so you can open the door to the bathroom without using your freshly washed hands... WTF

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@ClueHeywood I can do that. After the ass whoopin.

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@ClueHeywood See you in Springerville in September. Free Coolies and an existential ass whoopin on me. Then we can break bread over some Safeway fried chicken and steak fries.

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@ClueHeywood Na, there's still fire in your gut.

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@ClueHeywood I enjoyed it. Last 30 minutes were especially good.