DrunkHob

I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Shared account for a bunch of extra-tipsy Hobartians.

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Hey @Cassu, have you played your card yet?

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I ATE RIND FOR YOU, @HALFTEN

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Our best dance moves as 20- and 30- somethings is miming delightful double BJs.

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"After a while they all start looking the same. That's right. I'm a Dick Racist."

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Driving through Rosny with the windows down, cranking Numa Numa. #thuglyfe

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I can't be sure but I think we just 69ed?

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Fucking is the gateway to canoodling.

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THE GLORIOUS SHEEN OF PUB LIGHT ON @JOHNDALTON'S BALD HEAD

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A SADDLED COCK BEING RIDDEN BY A STICK-FIGURE WEARING A FEDORA. #hadtobethere

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INTACT FORESKINS

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COCKS

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CIDER

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NoHo's band a no go. Time for adventure!

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@TaniaWalker @jarodface it was me!

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I'm definitely not @jarodface.

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Fucking Launceston.

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Handy tip #2 If sitting near trafficable quantities of drugs and your friend gets their camera out, move.

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.. not like you're going home from last night.

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Handy tip #1 When out waiting for a taxi at 8am, try to look like you're just starting out for the day, ...