Little Miss Drain Bamage

I'm a gay man on the internet, look at me go! he/him

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

I got a DJ to play Padam without paying him. Count that as a win.

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

Hydration is so annoying. Why am I peeing so much? Where are you going?? Do your job!!

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

A second Florence has hit The Machine

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

I wish being in a funk was as fun as it sounds.

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

If you are listing a 2 bedroom apartment and the second bedroom is “really more of a small office/nursery” you need to not list that as a two bedroom.

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

I’m just really glad I exist at the same time as pretzel M&Ms.

[Simon Chong @chongster62]

I really enjoyed working up this years Bob’s Pride stuff. Gene’s pose is everything 😍

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

So my polling place was changed AGAIN. I’m trying to find parking near my new place because there are NO signs and NO free parking in West Chester. I try to walk to my new place and there is construction all around the entrance and again, NO signs!!!

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

@amartincolby Oh I reckoned today when the package split open at self checkout and all over my shoes

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

Why have we just accepted that the best packaging for a chicken is just a flimsy plastic salmonella balloon that is constantly leaking.

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

People really advertising $2800 apartments and be like “washer and dryer hookups available.”

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

Getting a stress headache within the last hour of work is such a middle finger. Like, oh you wanted to be productive after work? No!

[cole @cashmeretote]

Rest In Peace, Andre. 🤍

[rise down, genuinely @217SCORPIO]

I was waiting for her birthday 😭 but one of my favorite Rose moments. Betty White was truly a treasure 🤧😭😭

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

@sharkologist @tippotate @fleursaugefille @irishbres @_redjay

[Little Miss Drain Bamage @Drunkle_Chris]

@RuPaul Idk, I can see the resemblance.

[s @salvucciodamico]

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