DrunkMarsRover

Greatings from the 4th rock from the Sun. Drink up life is short.

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Fuck’n WHY!!!

[HLB @secretsexpot]

Fucking neighbours doing her garden 😂😂😂😂

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Why would you send THIS pic and tag his daughter? Dick move!

[Dave Siegel @StandUpDave]

@JohnCleese how are you handling be bumped as Britain’s most famous Archie?
@CamillaCleese #Archie

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

@secretsexpot Fuck’n fucky fuck! Stop that shit.

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Dats fucked up!

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Yes but not ass fun. 😂

[strawberry jam 🌸 @sasuke_cowboy]

Are you technically eating ass when you consume a “rump roast” asking for myself

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Not if it’s clean ass. Dirty ass makes your nasty. 😜

[Pac @PacYeen]

Does eating ass make me a cannibal?

[¡SATIRISTAS! @Satiristas]

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[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Ppl on Earth are strange. More men started growing beards as more women started shaving btw their legs. Now guys get their own hair in their mouth.

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

If her feet are behind your ears is also a good sign. 😜

[Swingkitten @swingkitten]

You can tell a lot by a woman's feet.

For example, if they are behind her ears... she probably likes you.

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

@secretsexpot Just Fuck’n wrong!!!!! 😣

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Hey Earthlings, on your worst day remember, YOU NEVER HAD YOUR ASS KICKED BY THE EASTER BUNNY.
#funny #comedy #depression #Suicide

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Tee hee, she said balls. 😝

[Acidic Blonde™️ @Acidic_Blonde]

Boobs are really just stress balls for men

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Sorry that ship has sailed. You all down there are siloed into easily manipulated groups. Before Trump advertising and PR agencies had your number. #NoAgendaShow has been milking the media assassin model for over a decade.

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

No assholes up here. I bet ya’ll down on Earth can’t say that. 😝
#politics #funny #Republican #Conservative #Democrat #liberal

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

No stupid ppl on Mars! These green dudes just play chess.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

People around the world seem shocked that Ukraine just elected a TV comedian with no government experience as president. But hey, the American President is a clown with zero experience, so it’s not like they’re alone in this.

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

What could possibly go wrong?!

[ABC News @ABC]

NEW: Volodymyr Zelenskiy, a comedian with no political experience who plays the president on TV, has won Ukraine’s presidential election in a landslide, according to a national exit poll. https://t.co/HBWpifVa6x

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Associated by who? Believers are some of the more mentally ill ppl you can find. Neurological disorders are known as the origin of belief.

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Why get mad at something that doesn’t exist?
#atheist #atheism #atheistrollcall #atheistpics #religion #heathen #freethinker #godless #goodwithoutgod #EmptyThePews

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Lots of room up here. 😜

[Paxeo Jones @PaxeoJones]

@Atheist_Trooper I agree kick us out of America. Maybe to Mars I heard it's nice this time of year.

[DrunkMarsRover @DrunkMarsRover]

Ppl on Earth Are Fuck’n strange!
#atheistbecause

[Atheist Trooper @Atheist_Trooper]

Everyone, read this, retweet this, be prepared to be annoyed after you read the last sentence. (all of this is bullshit though)

#Atheist #Atheism