DrunkMiggy

This is a parody of the unheard thoughts and opinions of baseball's best hitter. Consume responsibly.

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Hearing he’s playing next game

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The ref in the USA game

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It’s weird the USA soccer team has to play two countries at once

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Swept the Yankees

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Luckily the Yankees suck

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It’s not anyone’s fault except AJ Hinch

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Let Troy Melton throw as many pitches as it takes

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AJ takes him out after 80 pitches. This should go well

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Mc-GONE-igle!

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I liked it better when the Red Wings were signing HOF players in free agency

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Holy crap are we good

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Congrats to AJ Hinch on what could have been his 1,250th career win if he didn’t overthink every matchup decision

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That 7-3 win was great

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This 8-7 loss is gonna hurt

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This 6-5 loss is gonna suck

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But there’s a pass interference flag on the play

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The Tampa court denied the government’s request to hold Lions CB Terrion Arnold without bond, pending trial. The court set a $1 million bond, and refused to impose an ankle bracelet as a condition of bond, clearing his way to participate in training camp.

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Beasley, Terrion, Chauncey…we lead the league in mugshots

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