Drunk Mark Attanasio

Half the time I'm drunk, the other half I'm watching the Brewers.
“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” —Frank Sinatra

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

@packers RT if Rodgers is the GOAT

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@BREW_MATHs bro you’re the most butt hurt on this app, people that are still following you must worship you or something

clown ass

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@SaladinoWRLD best stance not swing

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@pdubsRN If I may ask, how left would you say you are.

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

@pdubsRN lmao

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@zwisniewski @pdubsRN So the only solution is completely tearing down the system. got it

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

@BraunyForever pain

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

@heitzkey @1057FMTheFan @Radiodotcom you must be fun at parties

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

Sup who’s ready for ⚾️

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

@RiSaysGayRights @needyforqueen @BayAreaBrewers @Stalinfanacc you haven’t said anything about this tweet yet what do you think

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

@RiSaysGayRights @needyforqueen @BayAreaBrewers @Stalinfanacc what illiteration?

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

If anyone cares, I’m one of the owners that wants baseball back.

The other 4 owners in the NL central don’t want baseball back though...wonder why?

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

Already talking to him right now to coax him out of retirement. Needs to retire with us.

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

We are grateful to be a part of the #LegaCCy. #ThisIsMyCrew

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

Sorry about the delay guys, Trevor Hoffman couldn’t keep his mouth shut during the induction

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Jordan lyles it is guys

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

Sorry guys I’ve been really busy with the trade deadline. After the series against the cubs I’ve made my decision. I’m opening up the checkbook and we’re buying bitches. Tell me who you guys want and I’ll consider!

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

@BillionaireMar5 Lol

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

Sorry guys I’ve been really busy with the trade deadline. After the series against the cubs I’ve made my decision. I’m opening up the checkbook and we’re buying bitches. Tell me who you guys want and I’ll consider!

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

My point is that the brewers could be playing like shit, but if anyone complains about them he insists they’re being negative and they aren’t real fans.

[Drunk Mark Attanasio @drunkMILowner]

The brewers have just lost their 46th straight game. No one other then Christian Yelich has had a hit for two weeks. Their pitching on the other hand has been so bad, that all their pitchers except Corbin Burnes hit the IL.

: @BurnerYelich I’m still playing well though