DrunkMoms

Drunk Moms talk about all the things

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We're back... we've been back but we were too drunk to tweet about it. Now check out new episodes of #drunkmomspodcast on #dvmpe

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I was aggressively snuggled last night and today it looks like I chewed on a pen that exploded.
Thanks, kid. #momlife #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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We want to hear from our listeners! Got any great stories, especially relating to our recent episodes? Tweet @ us or PM your story on our fb page! #momlife #bedtimebullshit #garbagepurse #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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We talk about this guy on this week's episode!

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I can’t stop laughing at this hilarious photoshop troll #fail

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My 5 year old just told my 2 year old to stop being such a drunk. #momlife #momwin #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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My kids actually stayed in bed at bedtime. Now what am I supposed to do for the rest of my evening? #momlife #momwin #miracle #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE #cheers

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What's in your purse, moms? Mine is usually full of snacks. Or crumbs from snacks. #garbagepurse #motherhood #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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"Is a leprechaun going to sneak into our house?" #whymykidisoutofbed #StPatricksDay #DrunkMomsPodcast

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My kid had strep and I didn't get it! #momwin #mommiracles #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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I miss (insert random person we haven't seen in a while) 😥 #whymykidisoutofbed #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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I want you to come up to my room, I'm in the mood for crying!! #whymykidisoutofbed #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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I drank too much water and now my tummy hurts. #whymykidisoutofbed #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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Can you fix my robe?? #whymykidisoutofbed #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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My doll is stuck in pretend quicksand! Help me get her out #whymykidisoutofbed #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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Looking forward to my kid being sick, so I don't have to be as tolerant of her bullshit... #justgotobed #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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So, amazingly, we recorded this afternoon and my kids didn't kill each other or burn the house down! New eps coming soon! #luck #momwin #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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Just got a toy to the forehead... only slightly bleeding. It's beer o'clock. #DrunkMomsPodcast #ouch

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Thankful for texting because I can talk to my mom about how shitty my kid's been acting today, and she has no idea I'm talking about her. #drama #ineedadrink #DrunkMomsPodcast

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They got water ALL OVER the floor during bathtime... at least my bathroom floor is really clean now. #thursdaymorning #bathtime #splishsplash #allthetowels #DrunkMomsPodcast #DVMPE

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I lost count of how many times I've gone up and down the stairs over the past hour and a half trying to get the kids to go to bed... #justgotobed #goodnight #DrunkMomsPodcast #onemoreround