Polk

Hop Philosopher,
Barley Poet,
Hobo King,
Golden Tap Highlander,
Enabler.

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

Just two pals hanging out on a summer evening.
I'm trying to move more, Oreo joins me sometimes for a little jaunt and then we just kinda sit around and watch the world go by.
I haven't had any alcohol or caffeine in over 2 weeks and I'm sticking with what's working everyday.

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

I'm still around...
The return of @OastHouseBeer Strawberry Rhubarb Ale is enough to make anyone celebrate a random Tuesday in June.
Pouring now on Patio Pints with Polk: https://t.co/Prfyuk20Po

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

The dull, gray sameness of every sober day is numbing...

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

Grocery shopping should be a solo activity.
It is not a group project.

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

I honestly thought I'd be part of a bowling league by this point in my life...

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

Bad Non-alcoholic beer is so much worse than bad regular beer...
It's not a contest, but there are some spectacularly terrible NA options.
It lacks both alcohol and character.
The gap between decent and poor is a Pacific sized ocean of wort and off flavours...

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

You know I'd be all over this 7% nonsense...
I miss degen drinking...

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

I feel like dumb people are having a better time...

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

@BeerStoreDude Right?

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

Drinking trash NA beers so you don't have to...
Thrive Unwind Non-alcoholic IPA (with Magnesium for some reason) pouring now on Pints with Polk: https://t.co/24tXTNsAag

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

From the Polk Archives: March 5th, 2011
Nothing like a sink full of Brava Light to make an evening in Niagara Falls even better....
Things I did in the long ago.

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

@ottawahockey Gilles Meloche, highly underrated, played for a lot of bad teams and performed admirably. But mostly for Hextall, a personal hero when I was a young fella myself

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

Acceptable Goalie #
1
20 (you better be great)
27
29 (Same)
30
31
33
35
That is all.

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

@kgauthier7 Me too...

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

Being sober means I'm always aware and awake.
Reality intrudes upon me always.
This is the problem.

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

None of them will be held accountable.
It doesn't matter which side of the political spectrum you're on, the rich and powerful will never face the consequences of their actions.
I wish it were different, but it's true...

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

The most exciting part of my days off is getting to go pick up refills on my prescriptions...
I miss taprooms.

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

I likes it better when the only Pil(l)s I had in my life were crisp Czech Lagers...

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

Winter Sunday Vibes...

[Polk @DrunkPolkaroo]

Bad beer is one thing, but bad non-alcoholic beer is on a whole other level of heinous. It's not even delivering alcohol, it's just empty calories and horrible execution. So many terrible options...