Drunk Rower

a college coxswain who goes hard at the bars and in the boat

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Stress eating before hocr like I'm not a coxswain

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@lifeofalwtrower thank you so much!!

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It's my first head of the Charles an I'm freaking out so if you have any sage advice please help a sista out

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The novices think I'm terrifying and that I sound like Mary Whipple #success

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We're definitely going to head of the Charles and I couldn't be more excited

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You know campers are in trouble when you start using your coxswain voice

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Super late but happy Father's Day to a dad who inspired me to cox, I'm honored to carry on the family tradition

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About to be able to legally consume alcohol abroad and all hell will break lose

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Almost nothing is more exciting than the first time I docked by myself

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I will never not look stressed out in race photos

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For my birthday I got a 4 pound bag of sand

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Dad vails here we come

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I'm going out today!!!
-out on the water or out, out?

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I went to a pole dancing class and we did sexy push-ups which are basically dive bombers

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Crying because I could turn up at all during spring break because of crew

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That crew moment when you ask the male strippers at the club how they got their abs because you're really impressed with their core

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Getting your spring break body during spring break #crewprobs

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Yesterday at the club I danced with a guy who moved on to every other coxswain when I wasn't interested

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Sometimes I'm a far better coxswain when I'm drunk

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Drunk bingo