Brye Mccullough

PHIGHTINS⚾️BIRDGANG🦅 AWL🏆

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@Tonysmarkettips Mcafee literally told this whole story on his show the next day after this party 😂

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@BostonConnr Do you happen to know the final score of the bruins game?

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

The year is 2002.

You just woke up at 3:00am.

This is probably on your TV screen.

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@StanfordSteve82 where you at?

[Dad’s Seasonings @DadsSeasonings]

TX BBQ - Hutchins review

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

Call your loved ones

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

GOTCHA CULTURE AT ITS FINEST

@return_of_rb received packages from his three white whale schools

- Michigan
- Cal Baptist
- Utah State

It has just come to light that @barstoolbigcat sent the jumpsuits along with fake notes from the coaches...

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨JUST IN: 6x Pro Bowl cornerback Darius Slay is only willing to return to the #NFL for one organization.

“No team can call me, but the #Eagles.”

Slay won a Super Bowl with Philadelphia and refused to play for the #Bills last season.

👀👀👀
https://t.co/EmdJXRsOim

[Ed Kracz @kracze]

Remember, it was the Ravens Eric DeCosta who sold the #Eagles on Jaire Alexander being OK to acquire. Alexander retired shortly after being dealt. I don’t t buy for a second what they’re selling on Crosby, especially now that they landed Hendrickson just hours later.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Willy Whiteboard hasn’t slept since the Maxx Crosby news dropped

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A guy goes to Las Vegas and wins a small jackpot on the slots. He goes out to find a hooker. He spots one dressed to the nines and asks her how much.

The Hooker says, "a hand job starts at $500.

He says "that sounds like a lot."

The hooker responds, "you see that restaurant across the street? Well, I own that restaurant because I give a hand job that's worth every bit of $500."

So they go to his room, and he realizes that it was indeed worth $500.

The next night he has a wonderful night at blackjack, and goes to find another hooker.

Much to his surprise, he runs into the same one, again dressed to kill and with a different hair style.

He asks, "how much for a BJ?" He is astounded when the hooker says, "$1500."

The hooker says, "listen, you see that casino across the street? Well, I own that casino because I give a blow job worth every penny of $1500."

So they go to his room again, and sure enough, the BJ is actually that good.

As he is paying, he asks, 'just out of curiosity, how much would it be to get some pussy?"

The hooker points out the window and says, you see that city out there?"

The guy says, "wait a minute, are you telling me that you own the city of Las Vegas?"

The hooker sighs and says, "no. But I probably would if I had a pussy."

[Justin Martinez Enthusiast @JMartEnthusiast]

Quick reminder that Ken Rosenthal is an awful human being

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@adeljason @MikeDeFabo @AaronRodgers12 This you?

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@PardonMyMeme @hen_ease @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Ilhan Omar made millions from a 100% fake winery.

And no one is doing anything about it.

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@JeffDLowe Really underwhelming performance by you in this wonderlic test.

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@Crazymoments01 @hen_ease

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Thank you! Tina loves her some hanky leftwood! @PardonMyMeme @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake @hen_ease

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@DariusJButler I ABSOLUTELY NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED WITH THAT FLOWERS TD….please