Dru Miers

Hello Twitter World It’s Yours Truly. If you don’t see it here, I didn’t say it.

[Dru Miers @Druperman]

Text is tú. Email is usted.

[Patty Content @Patty__Tweets]

Something tells me Elon buying twitter should be trending a tad more than ‘Marshall Law’ and Rick Perry

[Dru Miers @Druperman]

I was always so disturbed that Mrs. Bucket went through the trouble of singing this heartfelt song to Charlie and he still chose Grandpa Jo as his plus one to the factory… a man who LIED about his disability???

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

does anyone actually like the song Cheer Up Charlie or did we all fast forward through that part of the movie

[lucy @heylucymay]

she is GETTING that emmy

[mikkie @mikkielamas]

i never thought me and john mulaney would be doing the cupid shuffle together on live television but here we are

[Dru Miers @Druperman]

Please god tell me he’s just joking…

[Professor Yurabay @ProfYurabay]

Thank you to Bob McDuff Wilson for creating the character that we all know and love. Happy Housing in Heaven, professor.

[Dru Miers @Druperman]

@JackWilliamRtF I’m on my second draft atm

[Dru Miers @Druperman]

Galveston 🙈😩🙈

[IGN @IGN]

Rockstar FINALLY confirmed that development on Grand Theft Auto 6 is "well underway." Rumors be damned, where would YOU like GTA 6 to take place if you had the choice? https://t.co/ifHKA4wWgO

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Long Island Guys.

[Dru Miers @Druperman]

@JackWilliamRtF @Seahawk_Michael @lmcgaughy @statesman and when push comes to shove…

[Dru Miers @Druperman]

@JackWilliamRtF Let’s not forget today is the Lord’s day!

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

how did the company i ordered my mask from get this picture

[Dru Miers @Druperman]

@gomeangreen Is this real???

[matty boy @mattjrodgers]

please reply if you have an opinion

“hope you’re doing well”

i very much mean it when i send it to a long distance friend, but it feels so fake. any alternative suggestions??

[matty boy @mattjrodgers]

Taco Bell just announced the new “Doritos Where the Hell have you been Locas Tacos”

[Dru Miers @Druperman]

My favorite Norm Macdonald joke

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

Norm MacDonald’s OJ Simpson joke at the ESPYs forever funny. RIP https://t.co/sA41uGEqsB