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[gentle palindrome @DrWatson314]

A Daily Haiku Thread
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[gentle palindrome @DrWatson314]

@dumbdumbjuniper W!!!!

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

I played a Warhammer 40k video game recently after previously knowing nothing about the IP and it’s fascinating how this is simultaneously awesome and the dumbest shit ever written

[++ tommy @115makii]

hopping on ranked at 27 years of age

[tony🚷(comms open) @ratatatvandal]

his 7 foot magical bbw wife died he dont gaf abt nothin no more

[Ya boy the yellowed King @Bruhemoth]

Ran into a giant servitor

[gentle palindrome @DrWatson314]

My feet tread on, like I’m walking in a foot of snow
Focusing on the effort, it makes me feel alone
Remember to look up, at the hands that won’t let go
Pushing forward, I don’t have to do it on my own

[Kush @kushika_twt]

the face HR makes when you ask for a raise instead of a pizza party

[satoru ♡s cas @radioactivloser]

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

[natalia✴️🍊☁️ @sublimeriot]

me: what could i have done in my past to deserve this karma
me during the mesozoic era:

[gentle palindrome @DrWatson314]

Weird coming from a guy who will never be smarter than a kid

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

SAM ALTMAN: “A kid born today will never be smarter than AI, ever … We will think how bad those people of the 2000’s had it.”

[Dixon Mimiand @DoughboyBobby]

Life is a lot like shaving your balls

[gentle palindrome @DrWatson314]

@TheJollyJax Yeah I saw a guy saying reading is for books and hearing is for movies

Was just baffled

[gentle palindrome @DrWatson314]

Was using the wrong definition of grinding and was super confused

[bubbletea🧋 @bubbleteacore]

>grinding has its place in video games.
>a game can have too much grinding.

both these statements can be true.

on one hand, grinding can be a good incentive for the player to explore more of what a game has to offer.

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[gentle palindrome @DrWatson314]

@YaBoiKnause The worst

[gentle palindrome @DrWatson314]

@YaBoiKnause Lmaoooooo

[quiche @havingfunonIine]

i’ve been lenient with this friend who owes me $300 bc she’s struggling financially so I’m like okay that’s fine take your time <3 so tell me why she’s posting pictures from Mykonos rn

[gentle palindrome @DrWatson314]

@DoughboyBobby This was probably more nuanced than this app can handle. They are coming for me

[gentle palindrome @DrWatson314]

@DoughboyBobby Idk if i would consider them both jokes (therapy was benifical to me) but i think the system where they randomly pick which combination of drugs and therapy to give you instead of really working to tailor to someone’s specific needs is definitely a joke