Steven

[Steven @DS41385]

Movie title: "Meet the Fuckers"

[Steven @DS41385]

@khamenei_ir Byeeeeeeeeeeeee 🖕🏼

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@The_DogeVerse I wish @elonmusk would take over @The_DogeVerse to turn it from its flop to a hit.

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@AmericanAir No, no you’re not. If @AmericanAir was sorry they’d try to improve overall, however it continually has gotten worse over time #teamdelta

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I made a new logo for @AmericanAir that more accurately describes their business operations. Every time I make the decision to fly American I can guarantee it will be delayed and annoying at minimum. At the worst just poor customer service and more than typical missed connections. #americanairlines #trash

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If mom and dad are getting a divorce who are you going to live with?

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Seems legit.

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@The_DogeVerse Ready for what? To keep tanking? Since it’s a scam coin after all.

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@The_DogeVerse I have dead relatives that are more active than DogeVerse.

[Steven @DS41385]

How to fuck up a job interview 101-

Recruiter: “So, it looks like you have several years of involvement in this space. What do you plan on bringing to our organization to improve our current structure?”

Job seeker: “I have a concept of a plan.”

Recruiter: **engaged look waiting for further details**

Job seeker: **blank stare no elaboration**

Recruiter: “So, any details there?”

Job seeker: **moves on to another topic and starts whining about something**

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@The_DogeVerse Like being worth something?

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@The_DogeVerse Too worthless to be guardian or anything besides a toilet. Right where the values has gone.

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MAGAts: “ThE SocIalisT CoMMuNiSt DemS wILl dEsTRoy oUR eCOnOmY 🤤🤯”

Those that aren’t members of the MAGAt cult and can think freely: “Yeah, ok.”

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@The_DogeVerse Clearly that isn’t the case since I have some old, crusty penny’s worth more than your coin.

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I’m thinking a social worker would’ve taken more action.

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Does anyone know if the Jewish laser beams (🥴) had anything to do with it?

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Who's ready for a, "My FIrST AmMMenDmEnT RiGHts Are BEiNG ViOLaTeD by TwITTeR 🤤🥴" tirade from the @GOP?

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One year into his failed presidency Lumpy Trumpy had golfed 91 times. In 2020 he managed to go another 47 times while mismanaging the pandemic.

[Republicans @Republicans]

Joe Biden has now been to Delaware 31 times since he took office.

Americans are struggling to make ends meet and he is on vacation.

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@ThatEricAlper Jesus.

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@KristiNoem just filed a lawsuit about fireworks. Please let that stupidity sink in.

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@KingRezizt @tacobell Fucking devastating.