DS9 Season 8

Plots from the unaired 8th season of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

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(Two-parter) A complex diplomatic fracas gradually unfolds after Ezri recommends the senior station staff all get dogs and at least three governments separately vie for naming rights to the dog park.

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After a chaotic estate sale, Quark becomes the owner and president of a Gamma Quadrant toy factory. There is no B plot.

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Scandal rocks Dominion society at every level when a popular "Two Weyouns" comedy double act turns out to be a Weyoun and a Founder disguised as one.

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An offhand comment from Benjamin during a state visit inadvertently introduces the Klingon Empire to the world of holodeck alligator wrestling.

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After a night of drunken revelry commemorating the anniversary of Jadzia's entry into Sto-vo-kor, neither Worf nor Julian nor O'Brien can remember who proposed or executed the rerouting of the station's navigational array to Quark's dabo wheel.

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Odo comes across a treasure map in the course of a routine investigation and becomes consumed with solving it, eventually getting everyone else on the senior staff involved.

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Garak is spotted leaving the room where the Bajoran Orb of Time Travel is kept with a weird little smirk on his face; everyone spends the rest of the episode frantically trying to figure out what he changed in the timeline.

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A Weyoun clone involves Kira and Benjamin in a bid to have a batch of dubious-looking "Dominion artifacts" admitted to a local Federation wormhole museum.

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A practical joke involving Odo, Ezri, and a supposedly haunted doll brings unexpected chaos to the station a day before a visit from the admiralty.

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Worf, O'Brien, and Julian get lost in the Bajoran woods for days after each makes the erroneous assumption that one of the other two must know where they're going.

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Ezri teams up with Quark for revenge after a surprisingly slick con man grifts a shocking amount of latinum out of his coffers.

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Benjamin, Kira, and Garak team up on a surprisingly wide-ranging quest to locate and retrieve Worf's lost "lucky bat'leth."

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After unearthing yet another mysterious Bajoran orb, Jake and Nog wake up having switched bodies and agree to see how long it lasts before anyone else notices.

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When a storage unit belonging to one of the Dax symbiont's past hosts goes up for auction, Ezri and Benjamin start a three-way bidding war with Quark that leads to unforeseen chaos.

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A brief but intense wave of diplomatic confusion sweeps through the Alpha Quadrant civilizations when an extremely stoned Vorta calls Starfleet HQ to declare war on himself.

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Kira commissions O'Brien to start building a parallel network of Jefferies tubes throughout the station that only she can access.

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Chaos ensues when Odo, Quark, and Worf are forced to team up to track down a shipment of Klingon howler monkeys stolen while en route to a wildlife preserve on Denobula.

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A complex chain of legal obligations puts Benjamin in charge of a Bajoran orphanage on the station, which he delegates to Garak for reasons he won't elaborate to anyone.

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When Kira and Ezri decide Julian and O'Brien have been hogging the holosuites unfairly, they inadvertently touch off a passive-aggressive competition to see whose holosuite programs are "better."

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Nobody gets to take the Defiant out for a few days after either Worf or Nog backs it into upper pylon 3, causing minor structural damage to both, and won't fess up.