Dan D. Lyon

The Arsenal. Non-League Football. Red-ball cricket. Cyclist. Avid reader. Dogs. Good beer. No time for football tribalism but will defend my club to the hilt.

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@NeetsJust Good to see you back, Neet. This app. is still shit though!

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@wayfearn_com DO NOT BUY!!!. Nothing like the advert. Cheap and nasty Chinese crap. Not cotton as advertised but polyester and elastane. Absolut shit product.

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@Edwardtheconker @petergarber5 @wayfearn_com Me too Ben.

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@Edwardtheconker @petergarber5 @wayfearn_com Think I'll have to do the same mate. Contacted Paypal but doubt they'll help. Bastards.

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@Edwardtheconker @petergarber5 @wayfearn_com Did you get a refund Ben?

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@petergarber5 @wayfearn_com Advertised as 100% cotton. Label says 95% polyester 5% elastane. Cheap, shoddy Chinese shit. Made the mistake of ordering 3 of them. Cannot get money back. Total cunts.

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And so begins the England collapse. 126-2 becomes 127-6. Bloody good bowling mind.

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@GreatmenArs Love him. Not for sale. Shame he gets so many niggly injuries. His legs seem to be made from corn flakes.

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Woeful batting from England. Bowlers need to learn from NZ. Pitch the fucker up.

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Champions of England, and second best team in Europe. I'd hope most unbiased and undeluded Gooners would take that.

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@BoothCricket 4 down at lunch?

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@Helen_Whately Still claiming your obscene expenses, Whately? Thought so.

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@DrOtileUg Medical doctor? Really? Get yourself a lobotomy fella. Preferably a DIY job.

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@RubyQNUFC Hello! The Geordie swampmonster has emerged from the lagoon. Trying to troll The Arsenal when we've just won the league again. Concentrate on your own team, who haven't won it for 100 years. Your rivals have more top-flight titles than you, and doubled you this season. 😅😅

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@CaveMassive @afcnewsroom Everyone? You dopey cunt!

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Well that's that then. Raya dives before the pen taker is half way through his run up.

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@mancityhardcore You dopey cunt.

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It was always the PL for me. But it would be a nice bonus if Arsenal can win the CL. The record in Europe for such a big club is pretty atrocious. Just 2 wins and 6 final defeats including 2 on penalties.

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First read this about 10 years ago. Forgot how good it is. The cutthroat world of football's scouts and their shenanigans.

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Good luck to the Palace tonight.