Dave Scott

Son, husband, father, friend.

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

Hey @USAA. Filed first-ever claim on my homeowners policy on 4/28. Adjuster came 5/14. Haven’t seen a report, let alone a check. Your own automated responses say it will be no more than 14 days. It’s been 40. Terrible customer service.

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

@corbydavidson Yeah, but can Cooper Flagg play defense because you know that’s what wins championships….

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

@embassysuites just wanted to let you know about this unidentified substance on the walls of the shower in room 411 in San Antonio…

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

@timmytyper I’m curious why this “must be shared”….

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

This just in. @dallasmavs have traded the Dirk Nowitzki statue for a “very pretty” ice sculpture.

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

MFFL my ass. @dallasmavs @mcuban @NicoHarrisonGM

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

@oldwaver @dallasmavs @mcuban This is the closest I can come to describing my emotions as I try to process …

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

I would like @dfwticket to start a petition to have #Halloween moved to the last Saturday in October. Trick-or-treating with elementary schoolers on a school night can be brutal. And the next morning is worse. @gordonkeith @junior_miller @GeorgeDunham

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

@awfulannouncing All because they outsourced the "switching" duties from local stations to a central location where it's all automated.

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

@British_Airways Hi. I paid for a biz class seat from PIT to LHR, but my seat had no electricity. I couldn't recline, watch a movie, charge my phone, etc., for 7.5 hours. Customer service dept has offered $50 for my inconvenience. Certainly it's worth more that. Can you help?

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

Has @gordonkeith and #TheMusers ever been wronger?!? He said Loch Ness was 10,000 feet deep….

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The only existing footage of Anne Frank in 1941

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

@Suns

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Allow me to introduce you to the most ridiculous yet amazing thing you will see this week.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Honey, don’t start the car yet. I want to make sure the baby is hanging across the backseat precariously in a goddamn hammock before we leave.”

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

Pretty disappointed that “mangina”was not an accepted word in today’s Spelling Bee. #stepbrothers #nytbee

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Toss the darts, treat the wounded, tally the points. Repeat until only one child remains.

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

@jakethornton Slack Jaws

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

@thick_trinity “Hey Dude” by the Red Dirt Beatles. Anyone?

[Dave Scott @DScott222]

Onions? Dust? Allergies?