Daniel Schergen

The world is not such a bad place when you realize that everyone else in it, is just as confused about it as you are.

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

I usually skip the will Ferrell episodes of #TheOffice. Not sorry.

[Ben Savage @BenSavage]

#SundaySoul Bright Eyes 'First Day of My Life' https://t.co/54a053v7LB

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

Netflix and Bill (Curtis) #WaitWaitDontTellMe

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

"You ever notice how you only ooze two things?" #CreedThoughts

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

2 way petting zoo

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I am going to take all of your clients, and then kill them in front of you.

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

Learn your rules, you'd better learn your rules. If you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep. Argh!

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

#creed is not about Mr. Bratton and therefore not something I want to be a part of

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

Season 7 Tommy Fresh... not so Fresh

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

@dre_hughes I want a Michael/Holly relationship

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

"That's sort of an Oaky Afterbirth"

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

A-a-a-andy and the Tuna

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

#AwkwardTVPause

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

Beach Day is such a good episode of #TheOffice. Andy in the lake. Hot coals. Everything.

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

"There's already a twist, you're carrying an egg on a spoon." Stanley Hudson- Beach Day

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

"Listen to me!" *makes completely irrelevant statement* #jimwebbneedsmoretime

[Daniel Schergen @DSHRUG]

Alternating between jazz records with a cup of coffee on the back porch and Bioshock 2. Not a bad way to spend a day.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Greeting Each Other Like Normal Human Beings Impossible For Local Friends http://t.co/YgUREqN7Uc