Danielle

31. Resting Bitch Face. Fluent in sarcasm.

[Danielle @DSLMS]

Anyway, in this moment, I am Joey from Friends - http://t.co/Kqdn2FLRo3

[Danielle @DSLMS]

@Tebroc1991 Thanks!

[Danielle @DSLMS]

Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29?!

#officiallyinmythirties #riptwenties

[Danielle @DSLMS]

@JediTimbob Thank you! 🥰

[Danielle @DSLMS]

@cheesemeister97 Thank you! 👵🏼

[Shane @McClellandShane]

Me waking up this glorious Halloween month morning

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

sick ride

[The Seagull Has Landed @Red__Tim]

Well, that's, errrrr... one way of putting it.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

a teenage boy giving flowers to princess diana with the help of his friends, 1989.

[Heckin Good Dogs @HeckinGoodDogs]

Dog.exe has encountered an error

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a bowling pin taking a nap. Please don't wake them up and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

[ᅠ @artindetails]

sunflower cupcakes.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Just now finding out that rabbits can swim. Also learned their ears go into swim mode when they do. This is news.

[D🦋 @dxvsxx]

How have so many generations managed to work til retirement age?! I’m 25 and I’m tired!

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[ᅠ @artindetails]

sunflowers on a gloomy day.

[Zzz💭 @CountinZs]

my favorite line when i’m drunk is “i ain’t even that drunk” whole time i can’t even see

[🪱〽️〽️🅰️ @cheezitfan1]

High at the pet store rn and absolutely losing my mind at this hamster using his own ballsack as a pillow

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

fuck a breakup have you ever realized one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?