Elongated Muskrat

You’re probably here because I made you mad. Husband,father. BJJ Purple Belt. Avid Vikings, Hawkeyes, and Bison fan. Shitty Golfer. HskrH8r. Former Runner.

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@realtimsharp You’re as sharp as a marble

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

How do you lose on fire, get to play the very next season and spend the whole time NOT making fires? #Survivor50

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@MeganSuspended @MojoRose1 And what exactly are you doing to help with this? You’re just name calling and providing no evidence when asked. You are causing problems.

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@NDhimmi @DrNeilStone

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@GrumpyMan2020 @harryjsisson @StevenCheung47 And yes, I do understand this is probably a bot.

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@GrumpyMan2020 @harryjsisson @StevenCheung47 Oof, you’re so deep in the cult you’ll justify anything. Sad but funny at the same time. You’re a punchline and a cautionary tale at the same time.

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@GrumpyMan2020 @harryjsisson @StevenCheung47 I said no such thing, but here you are proudly propping up a child rapist. You know your hero has mashed potatoes for brains and fucked kids so your only angle is “but Biden!” Your legacy will be highlighted by that…congrats dumbass.

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@GETTER_Kraken why’d you block him? It’s not his fault you got conned.

[BrainbellJangler @WaitingForPerot]

@GETTR_Kraken Rule #1, @GETTR_Kraken: Anytime you see that 1598 number in a meme or video, it’s fake news

The 1598 is from a blog called GoodSciencing — they’re Ground Zero for all this “dead athletes” nonsense.

• GS front page Dec 2022
• link to GS on X in late 2022

See the 1598?
👇🏻👉🏻

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@GrumpyMan2020 @harryjsisson @StevenCheung47 You do understand that doesn’t disprove anything Harry said, right? Are you ever embarrassed by being a bootlicking dipshit?

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@PressSec

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@JDVance

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@TheRealNALee @LeslieMarshall @StephenM I guess that could explain why the masked ICE goons are acting like complete dipshits.

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@StephenM While people are upset at ICE for tear gassing a 6 month old and murdering an American citizen, poor @StephenM is still mad he was asked to wear a mask 6 years ago. What a goddamn weakling.

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@JDVance With all due disrespect, are you this condescending to your wife and kids or are you just a condescending asshole to the people you work for? Jesus knows you’re lying.

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@KatieMiller May 2026 bring you and your husband everything you deserve.

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@GuntherEagleman What’s it like being one of the top 5 dumbest spineless dipshits on the internet? Your kids have to be so embarrassed.

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@DoryBeutel @SenMarkKelly SHAME ON YOU!!! You're expecting our soldiers to serve a man instead of the Constitution. You're un-American. Do the right thing, Dory, and move to an authoritarian country.

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@JDVance What’s it like being this fucking stupid, JD? Is it a blessing or a curse?

[Elongated Muskrat @DSM_Dan]

@catturd2 Professional liar Catturd is lying again.

https://t.co/O5ZlGYdIuY

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@NHLBlackhawks @nhlbedard Code isn’t working, Ticketmaster says it’s incorrect