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Hey, I uncovered a love letter from the secret girlfriend of Lindsey Graham

Plus an op-ed by Cyclosporiasis, the diarrhea-inducing parasite

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Former major league pitcher CJ Nitkowski, last in the news when fans caught him following the Proud Boys on social media, joined the Braves commentary team today to say “the more whites in the world, the better off we’ll all be”

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The Trump administration wants to make a racial discrimination case out of Caitlin Clark being fouled sometimes. They are desperate to transform Clark into their Jackie Robinson and Candace Parker is lending her credibility to help make life worse for black WNBA players.

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Caitlin Clark, is shooting 42% from the field. The 3-point specialist, ranked 28th in 3-point percentage. The ball-dominant guard, leading the WNBA in turnovers and is one of the worst defenders in the W but these players need therapy for not idolizing her

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Candace Parker said WNBA players need "therapy" to figure out their "childhood issues" because they didn't universally vote Caitlin Clark as one of the best players in the WNBA.

Candace, one of the greatest to ever play, now a clout-chaser pouring losers a cup of racism

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"There’s a Graham Platner black out drunk at every dive bar, lying to whoever gets trapped in a conversation with them. Never once have I met one of those winos and thought, “This man should be writing legislation!”

Putting All Your Faith Into The Guy Who The Nazi Tattoo🔗

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"If the goal was saving money and roster flexibility, that shit failed. Nothing flexible about an expensive, old, injury-prone crackhead and some picks at the end of the first rounds."

Boston Celtics Trade Their Best Player To Storied Rival For Elderly Pillhead🔗

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@Phil_Lewis_ Stephen Miller:

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45 points in Game 5 with a mangled arm

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Hey, I expressed my disappointment in Zohran Mamdani for not bringing Sharia Law to NYC

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Biggest recession indicator of all time.

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Me at the bar after one (1) bud light talking to die hard soccer fans:

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Cons: Knicks lose their best offensive rebounder, 6th man and only tough guy on the payroll

Pros: He plays for the Celtics now which means he’ll finally get his due respect by an nba media consisting of 90% Celtics fans

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Maxo Kream rapping crazy over those PS2 beats

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I just want healthcare.

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5 WNBA Rule Changes To Satisfy The Caitlin Clark Stans

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Brooklyn Nets roster:

Michael Porter Jr
Julius Randle
19 19 year old point guards

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Fuck the Giants (of San Francisco)

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In 2014, the San Francisco Giants won their 3rd World Series in 5 years.

12 years later, half the players are ChatGPT-ing bible verses to write on their caps, gay bashing for News Max clout, Devers is throwing temper tantrums between strikeouts looking.

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